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[astrangerenters]

MADAME JAMIE'S JOHNNY'S PREDICTIONS FOR 2010I don't care if 2010 is still over a month away. Suck my dick. I dug the crystal ball out from my box of X-Files trading cards and fourth grade spelling bee trophies - let's light some incense and commune with the spirits beyond. Madame Jamie's using this post to predict some shit for the guys of Johnny

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[foxymulder42]

This just in...

THIS POST JUST ROCKED ME LIKE A HURRICANE. PLEASE TO COME TRUE SAKUMOTO FANSERVICE :)

[astrangerenters]

That's the one I'm really pulling for. I was going to predict that Sho would release a rap album with special guest Coolio, but I replaced it with Jin and Timbaland - that's funnier.

[foxymulder42]

I'm in "agreeance" with that. Just thought I would put in a little incompetent Fred Durst there fer ya.

Dammit, it's not even 11:00 and I have already jizzed in my pants from seeing your icon. HOLLA!

[astrangerenters]

You just had to bring Durst into my LJ. Between him and Jin, I feel as though I've contracted a bevy of incurable, persistent itchy diseases.

[katmillia]

I HAVE BEEN AWAKE FOR ALL OF FIVE MINUTES AND THIS HAS ALREADY MADE TODAY A BETTER PLACE FOR ALL.

THANK YOU, MADAME JAMIE.

[astrangerenters]

MADAME JAMIE ONLY REPORTS WHAT THE SPIRITS TELL HER. THEY'RE PROBABLY DRUNK.

[jackie]

BRB, DYING.

-Nishikido Ryo debuts as a member of a third Johnny’s group. He’s then assassinated by a joint squad consisting of Kis-My-Ft 2 (or whatever they’re called) and Ikuta Toma.

OH GOD THE LULZ. Poor Toma. <3

[astrangerenters]

I kind of love Ryo but I still don't get why he's in two groups.

And Toma is PERFECTLY OKAY NOT DEBUTING (he only cries on the INSIDE)

[ohmiya_sg]

Marriage! Any of them, seriously!

[astrangerenters]

I know!! I want to see other Johnny's attend and then there can be pics of that and we can go "awww"

I have not been in the fandom long enough to see a wedding - not like I know jack crap about V6 other than their names really (I still can't tell Nagano and Inocchi apart)

[ulchick418]

JE wedding announcement just make me *bawl*... but out of happiness! Inocchi's announcement especially. He did it during their concert MC because he wanted the fans to know first :'D
EVEN KEN CRIED.

[astrangerenters]

Guilty is my jam at least. I am TRYING. There are too many groups to keep up with.

[astrangerenters]

You do realize any time I mention Joshima or TOKIO that I'm just trying to bait you into replying :)

Please create fic/art/music playlists for the EPIC SHOWDOWN between

THE GENTLE WARRIOR SHIGERU
-and-
THE NAKED IMMORTAL TSUYOSHI