MADAME JAMIE'S JOHNNY'S PREDICTIONS 2011

[astrangerenters]

I went to karaoke for Jose’s birthday. My rendition of My Humps was spectacular because I did the guy parts AND the Fergie parts.

Anyhow, who cares about that when it’s time for...

Madame Jamie’s Johnny’s Predictions for 2011

What do the spirits have in store for the coming year in Johnny & Associates? Maybe you should click on the cut below.

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[katmillia]

WHY IS JIMMY MACKEY VERY UNLIKELY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But Takki is good news!!

[astrangerenters]

He's too busy in some law firm being The Average Height American Lawyer

[maishoku]

SMAP celebrates the 20th anniversary of their CD debut, but their tour ends on a sour note when Nakai Masahiro insists on singing Sekai ni Hitotsu Dake no Hana solo and without musical accompaniment.
This and everything else, but especially this. Lmfao you're too awesome.

[astrangerenters]

I'm just imagining the crowd's reaction for that acapella Nakai bit and I'm LULZing. Like a slow clap that stays slow.

[phrenk]

-It is revealed that a top author in the Juniors fandom (who writes almost exclusively NC-17 fic) is actually Takizawa Hideaki.

-Julie K. will realize that the Johnny’s no-public-girlfriend policy is out of date and will allow Johnny’s over the age of 27 to acknowledge that they do in fact have sex from time to time.

The first one frightens me and I want the second one to happen QUITE A LOT.

[astrangerenters]

Let them have girlfriends, Julie! Come onnnnnnn already!

[ender839]

Hahahahahahaha.

I'd list the wins here, but it'd be a repeat of the entire list. Personal favorite, though, is Nakai. It's both a fantastic idea and a horrific nightmare. Therefore, it must happen.

[astrangerenters]

Poor Nakai. I like him a lot as long as he is talking only.

[astrangerenters]

I don't think Nino could make it. His hands would get all shaky.