Blowjobs - It's Super Natural!!
Title: Blowjobs - It's Super Natural
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Ninomiya Kazunari/Aiba Masaki
Summary: Nino is a BNF fic writer with a bit of an ego problem while Aiba is an enthusiastic, if kind of horrible fic writer who could really use a fucking beta. Bonus points for including Jin, who uses too much fangirl English in his fic.
Notes/Warnings: For JE Smut/Kink Meme Nov. 09. Extreme crack - I posted the request AND filled it, what what.
Nino hated collabs. Why distill his own talent to work with someone who would probably be unreliable and not up to par with his own writing? And especially with someone he already knew? He’d met Aiba at the convention, and for all that he was a nice guy, his work was shit. There was no nuance, no subtlety.
He included original characters that were so obviously self-inserts. Seriously, he wasn’t fooling anyone when “Masaki” showed up to boff the protagonist after enduring several clichéd situations, including amnesia (of course, always fucking amnesia) and male pregnancy. It made Nino’s black heart shrivel up and die even more than it already had.
And now Aiba had somehow convinced him that working together on an NC-17 epic was a great idea. This was really only because Nino kind of wanted to fuck Aiba. He was really good looking until he opened his mouth and started to squee about stupid shit like the latest m/m/f/m watersports fic he was planning.
Nino was getting a bad rap in the fandom though - people were calling him an elitist, a douchebag, a self-entitled cunt rag. He didn’t want to lose readers - getting comments on his 20-chapter stories kept him going. He put his soul into his characterization, finding appropriate song lyrics to include at the beginning of chapters - and only meaningful songs. Only meaningful ones.
Aiba showed up at his apartment with a Hello Kitty notebook and those “I’m a fucking tease” lips, and Nino didn’t want to move his laptop from its current and obvious resting place in his lap.
“Hey! I made a timeline!” Aiba announced proudly, plopping down on the couch like he lived there. Nino frowned - it was more a jumble of dates and misspellings. He sometimes wondered if Aiba was actually Japanese with the way he butchered the language. Then again, it wasn’t as bad as the guy who posted the stories for that OTHER pairing with the fic banners and all the random English in it.
Nino closed Aiba’s notebook and shut the lid on his laptop. “Tell me something, Aiba. Have you ever actually had a cock in your mouth?”
Aiba smiled. “I…what?”
“A cock,” Nino repeated, making a fist and holding it up near his mouth before moving it back and forth. “In your mouth.”
Aiba looked down. “Well, well, no I guess not…”
“Then why, pray tell, do you think you can effectively write NC-17 fanfiction, and with me? You know there are people who say I should write original work. People who say I’m really going places.” Nino poked Aiba on his adorable cheek. “Why should I write my fic masterpiece with someone who has never experienced it? How can the writing possibly be authentic and real and meaningful?”
Aiba pondered this, really pondered it. “Well, I think it would be fun to write with you, Nino, since your stuff is really the best out there for our little corner of the fandom. I…I want things to be good. Realistic even.”
Excellent, this was way too excellent. Nino moved the laptop, and Aiba’s eyes widened. “Doesn’t get more real,” Nino told him.
“You want me to…?” Aiba looked a little embarrassed. “I mean, it’s hot when I read it. Hot when I write it…”
“Do you want over 50 comments a fic or not?”
Aiba’s gaze went back to the bulge in Nino’s pants, and he gulped a bit.
--
The next day, he received Aiba’s portion of chapter one. Nino frowned, eager to take his laptop and throw it out the window.
He said. “Hey want to suck me of?”
“OK!!!” He then pooled down Deans pants. “Wow so hard for me Dean.”
“Yes sam ok now suck me of.” Sam smiled and put his hand on deans cock. It was hard kind of slimy at the end but it was hard enuf that sam say ok. When cock in his mouth, “oh!” dean say and make little noise in back oh his mouth. “oh!”
Sam suck hard but it tasted like salty and did not fit all the way so he cohke abit with big dick in his mouth.
It continued for five pages, and Nino wanted to kill something. Instead, he defriended Aiba and started looking for a new fandom where he could truly be appreciated. Maybe Dean/Castiel wasn't that bad after all.
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Ninomiya Kazunari/Aiba Masaki
Summary: Nino is a BNF fic writer with a bit of an ego problem while Aiba is an enthusiastic, if kind of horrible fic writer who could really use a fucking beta. Bonus points for including Jin, who uses too much fangirl English in his fic.
Notes/Warnings: For JE Smut/Kink Meme Nov. 09. Extreme crack - I posted the request AND filled it, what what.
Nino hated collabs. Why distill his own talent to work with someone who would probably be unreliable and not up to par with his own writing? And especially with someone he already knew? He’d met Aiba at the convention, and for all that he was a nice guy, his work was shit. There was no nuance, no subtlety.
He included original characters that were so obviously self-inserts. Seriously, he wasn’t fooling anyone when “Masaki” showed up to boff the protagonist after enduring several clichéd situations, including amnesia (of course, always fucking amnesia) and male pregnancy. It made Nino’s black heart shrivel up and die even more than it already had.
And now Aiba had somehow convinced him that working together on an NC-17 epic was a great idea. This was really only because Nino kind of wanted to fuck Aiba. He was really good looking until he opened his mouth and started to squee about stupid shit like the latest m/m/f/m watersports fic he was planning.
Nino was getting a bad rap in the fandom though - people were calling him an elitist, a douchebag, a self-entitled cunt rag. He didn’t want to lose readers - getting comments on his 20-chapter stories kept him going. He put his soul into his characterization, finding appropriate song lyrics to include at the beginning of chapters - and only meaningful songs. Only meaningful ones.
Aiba showed up at his apartment with a Hello Kitty notebook and those “I’m a fucking tease” lips, and Nino didn’t want to move his laptop from its current and obvious resting place in his lap.
“Hey! I made a timeline!” Aiba announced proudly, plopping down on the couch like he lived there. Nino frowned - it was more a jumble of dates and misspellings. He sometimes wondered if Aiba was actually Japanese with the way he butchered the language. Then again, it wasn’t as bad as the guy who posted the stories for that OTHER pairing with the fic banners and all the random English in it.
Nino closed Aiba’s notebook and shut the lid on his laptop. “Tell me something, Aiba. Have you ever actually had a cock in your mouth?”
Aiba smiled. “I…what?”
“A cock,” Nino repeated, making a fist and holding it up near his mouth before moving it back and forth. “In your mouth.”
Aiba looked down. “Well, well, no I guess not…”
“Then why, pray tell, do you think you can effectively write NC-17 fanfiction, and with me? You know there are people who say I should write original work. People who say I’m really going places.” Nino poked Aiba on his adorable cheek. “Why should I write my fic masterpiece with someone who has never experienced it? How can the writing possibly be authentic and real and meaningful?”
Aiba pondered this, really pondered it. “Well, I think it would be fun to write with you, Nino, since your stuff is really the best out there for our little corner of the fandom. I…I want things to be good. Realistic even.”
Excellent, this was way too excellent. Nino moved the laptop, and Aiba’s eyes widened. “Doesn’t get more real,” Nino told him.
“You want me to…?” Aiba looked a little embarrassed. “I mean, it’s hot when I read it. Hot when I write it…”
“Do you want over 50 comments a fic or not?”
Aiba’s gaze went back to the bulge in Nino’s pants, and he gulped a bit.
--
The next day, he received Aiba’s portion of chapter one. Nino frowned, eager to take his laptop and throw it out the window.
He said. “Hey want to suck me of?”
“OK!!!” He then pooled down Deans pants. “Wow so hard for me Dean.”
“Yes sam ok now suck me of.” Sam smiled and put his hand on deans cock. It was hard kind of slimy at the end but it was hard enuf that sam say ok. When cock in his mouth, “oh!” dean say and make little noise in back oh his mouth. “oh!”
Sam suck hard but it tasted like salty and did not fit all the way so he cohke abit with big dick in his mouth.
It continued for five pages, and Nino wanted to kill something. Instead, he defriended Aiba and started looking for a new fandom where he could truly be appreciated. Maybe Dean/Castiel wasn't that bad after all.