Psychiatric Help for a Nickle

[astraystar]

It's come to my attention that this is greatly needed. And Renji's next outfit will cost a considerable amount....

Comments

[6feelings]

If ya drop food on the floor, and ya eat it even after the ten second rule is up, what does that say about my psyche?

[astraystar]

It says you are a dirty, dirty person and I wish not to delve deeper than that.

Five cents please.

[6feelings]

[Throws a dime.]

It's a tip.

[astraystar]

Sweet. Thanks!

[pathjustified]

Are you really a qualified doctor, Kuchiki Rukia? I thought of those of the Gotei 13 that that was Unohana Retsu and the 4th Divisions job.

[astraystar]

It's more like...

...mental problems.

[pathjustified]

And how would someone like you qualify in aiding others with mental problems, Kuchiki Rukia?

[astraystar]

I have been around the block enough to give sound advice. I think.

[smilingbetrayal]

Rukia-chan~ How're ya supposed ta help others when ya cant help yerself?

[astraystar]

Hn. That's just your opinion.

[smilingbetrayal]

People are always comin ta yer aid, Rukia-chan~. Kurosaki-kun... Abarai-kun...

[astraystar]

That's not fully true! And now I'm helping other people.

[ilovepapasweden]

Can I refer someone to you?

[astraystar]

The more customers patients, the better!

[history_pirate]

I take it I'll get what I pay for?

[astraystar]

I can give you help that's more than a nickel, should you ask for it.

[history_pirate]

That won't be necessary, thank you.

So tell me, doctor-san, how do I get rid of an annoying pest?

[astraystar]

Pesticide.