A Special Christmas Edition

[astraystar]

Alas! It is time for the joyous human holiday known as "X-mas"! I look forward to meeting this Santa Claus in person. He must have talents that would surely aide me in the future. He knows when I have been bad and good! Surely his powers rival that of a god!!

Comments

[no_emo_in_third]

He's real? I thought he was just a myth.

[astraystar]

I hear he is friends with the Easter Bunny.

[no_emo_in_third]

I didn't know that he was real either.

[astraystar]

Totally! They are great!!

[bakudan_shounen]

There's no such things as Santa Clause.

[flames_eternal]

You don't say.

...I take it you've never met him, huh?

[bakudan_shounen]

How can you meet someone who doesn't exist?

[flames_eternal]

C'mon man, he does exist. Ol' Santa stays in Christmas Town until his big night.

[flames_eternal]

He's in Christmas Town right now. You have to wait til Christmas to see him, ya know.

[astraystar]

I cannot wait for this Ecks-mas.

[flames_eternal]

No, no, Christmas. C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S. Memorize it. The "X" is just a way to shorten it, babe.

[astraystar]

Oi. Who do you think you're calling "babe" just now?

[garotamalandro]

Santa Clause doesn't exist.

[astraystar]

What?!

[garotamalandro]

Santa doesn't exist.

[astraystar]

Wh-What?!

[astraystar]

Yes!!

[astraystar]

X-citing, x-tremely great holiday?!