Oh Kat, m'dear, I apologize -- I neglected to warn you that all guys are scum! Being male myself, I'm attuned to the Male Thought Overmind, which essentially means that I get the skinny on everything male, and let me tell you... it ain't any good. All guys are built with an innate "scum" gene, which remains dormant in most males until they hit puberty
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I wish I had known about this scum gene YEARS ago. :( How do you not think of ANYTHING TO SPEND MONEY ON? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! seriously. I can even spend money when I have NO MONEY!
I just discovered the wonders of ebay. And paypal. Oh my goodness.
I think the reason I can't think of anything to spend money on is because I don't have a girlfriend. People tell me that expenditures tend to go up after a guy finds a girl.
So, my new excuse for not spending money is that I'm saving up for whenever that happens. There! :D
Though, truth be told, I just got my hands on a credit card, and, like yourself, I've been logged onto Paypal/Ebay a lot recently. I now have 5 new video games that I'm never going to get to play because I'm still trying to beat the 3 I'm currently playing. :(
Also... YOU MA'AM, NEED TO LOG ON AIM AT MORE CONVENIENT INTERVALS! I've actually been on AIM this week, and you're MIA! AWOL! BBQ!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MORE CONVENIENT INTERVALS?! You always choose to msg me when I'm away...! PSH... don't even complain to me, mister.
And don't give me that girlfriend excuse. This may seem like a foreign conception to you, but sometimes, once in a blue moon, guys enjoy buying clothing and makeup and shoes and such things... FOR THEMSELVES! -gasp- You should invest! I AM PROUD OF THOSE GAMES YOU BOUGHT ON EBAY! We will turn you into a shopaholic yet :)
And I'm secretly a pessimist, too. I think optimism is sort of a fake-it-till-you-make it sort of thing, so I wish you the very best of luck in trying to think happy! ♥
Boys *are* dumbasses, aren't they? Then again, so are girls. And people in general. The world is just full of dumbasses :( Sad, but true. But there's even hope for dumbasses, so when those IMs appear in your text message box...
Maybe it's not such a bad thing that they lift your spirits?
Yes, you can get them for 12$ USD on ebay! *____* Try and get one, they are REALLY cute! Optimism is way overrated. Those optimistic girls in manga/anime who were happy go lucky all the time (think Tohru if you've seen it -- Fruit's Basket) pissed the hell out of me -_-.
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I just discovered the wonders of ebay. And paypal. Oh my goodness.
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So, my new excuse for not spending money is that I'm saving up for whenever that happens. There! :D
Though, truth be told, I just got my hands on a credit card, and, like yourself, I've been logged onto Paypal/Ebay a lot recently. I now have 5 new video games that I'm never going to get to play because I'm still trying to beat the 3 I'm currently playing. :(
Also... YOU MA'AM, NEED TO LOG ON AIM AT MORE CONVENIENT INTERVALS! I've actually been on AIM this week, and you're MIA! AWOL! BBQ!
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And don't give me that girlfriend excuse. This may seem like a foreign conception to you, but sometimes, once in a blue moon, guys enjoy buying clothing and makeup and shoes and such things... FOR THEMSELVES! -gasp- You should invest! I AM PROUD OF THOSE GAMES YOU BOUGHT ON EBAY! We will turn you into a shopaholic yet :)
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And I'm secretly a pessimist, too. I think optimism is sort of a fake-it-till-you-make it sort of thing, so I wish you the very best of luck in trying to think happy! ♥
Boys *are* dumbasses, aren't they? Then again, so are girls. And people in general. The world is just full of dumbasses :( Sad, but true. But there's even hope for dumbasses, so when those IMs appear in your text message box...
Maybe it's not such a bad thing that they lift your spirits?
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And your last words gave me hope. :) They do!
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