...please tell me you're not voting for Kerry: ( all commentary was originally written by: me)

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and  water that are doing it."
- John F. Kerry
WOW... the democratic presidential nominee has down syndrome

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to ( Read more... )

sleep faster, we need the pillows- yiddish proverb

so i don't break any laws....i obtained this from www.newsoftheweird.com this is theeeeee funniest thing i have ever read haha.

Penguin Sluts

In 1996, Cambridge (England) University researcher Fiona Hunter, who studied penguins' mating habits for five years, reported that some females apparently allow male strangers to mate with them in exchange ( Read more... )

oh yes...i did it, i saw napolean dynamite again...haha....still the funniest movie i've ever seen.  and i also left my phone number on a guy's hood at raebears's apartment complex b/c he had a rufus wainwright bumper sticker OMG!!!!!! woohooooooooo i found my soul mate.... well i'm tired so adios.

Where is my master the rebel prince
Who will shut ( Read more... )

I'm not wearing underwear today,
No im not wearing underwear today
Not that you probably care
Much about my underwear
Still none the less i gotta say
That im not wearing underwear today-

AVENUE Q LYRICS hehehe the best song done by a kermit the frog imitation puppet EVER

who wants to go to poetry slam at stardust w/ me tomorrow(thursday) night????? reading your own poetry is required! funniest cartoon EVER www.jibjab.com

my hair's brown again!!!!! well actually, burgandy, but that's cool, it looks awesome!!!!

I GOT A 4 ON MY AP ENGLISH AND HISTORY EXAMSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and a 2 on my ap enviro....but let's not discuss that mishap hehe....

it's been a few days. panera caught on fire today haha, so i don't have to work, a plastic shopping cart caught on fire hahahaha there was smoke EVERYWHERE it was soooo funny and all the lightbulbs blew up. gotta love those electrical fires.  my dad had surgery so everyone was kinda uptight, but he's doing a little better now. uhhh... rae and i ( Read more... )

hey! i decided to try out for as many plays as possible next year, i'm pretty sure i'll get at least one lead. so if you love me, you'll help me learn my lines, HEY! i'm also going to be a thespian in the fall, which rhymes with saulcilido (sp?) cookies. mwaha.  my dad's surgery is wednesday :o(