Oh, I wish... That would be the BEST placement ever. But apparently, it'll be in the feminine hygiene department. Which is good, because I can't think of anything more hygienic than spewing your juices all over a big piece of plastic.
hehehe..I heard about wal-mart getting them too. I want to go in and ask the old old old lady greeting people at the door "excuse me, where do you keep the sex toys?"
*giggle* That would be WAY too funny... I love those little old people at the door. Especially the ones who take their job so seriously and are like, "Hello! Welcome to Wal-Mart!!! *big booming smile*"
*giggle* I SO want to ask the old man at mine, too. There's one super cute old guy who's always SO friendly and welcoming. *grin* Although at the one Wal-Mart, they hired this old lady who was just MEAN to everyone. She'd practically throw salepapers at you when you walked in and she was always yelling at people to walk out the door a little faster. She'd be like, "You're in the way! Leave or go back in!!!" and she'd, like, demand to inspect your purchases to make sure you didn't steal anything. She was crazy... but I think they let her work there as long as they did, because she was old... and crazy. *nod*
*giggle* I don't know if I'd want to get a vibrator from a man, though... I think my first question would be, "Okay... When is the sports game / Las Vegas trip / raunchy porno flick that you're hoping I'll be too busy vibing myself off to even notice?" Although I think my next comment would be, "Whatever. Have fun! *running off to bedroom, shutting door*" So it's all good...?
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I wonder if it'll have the Target logo on it...?
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No, but it does come hee! with a pair of crotchless panties that have a bullseye around dead center. So you can aim the Silver Bullet properly. :D
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Imagine asking for an extra 10% off using your brand new target charge card...lol
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