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And now... Without further ado... I present to you, Shari's Manga Theatre.
Today's performance is... Inuyasha, Chapter 458.
*Chapter Opens*
Kikyou: You bitch!
Kagome: You bitch!
Other Kikyou: You bitch!
Kagome: Hey! That's not fair...
*Meanwhile*
Inuyasha: Hey, what happened to you guys?
Miroku: We've fallen and we can't get up.
Inuyasha: That sucks.
Miroku: Yeah. Hey, I was thinking, maybe I could do something this chapter...
Inuyasha: Nope. Too bad.
Kikyou: I think it's time for my afternoon siesta. It's not like there's anything going on, anyways.
*Meanwhile*
Kikyou: You big, big bitch!
Kagome: You're the bitch!
Other Kikyou: Which one of us?
Kagome: BOTH of you!
*Meanwhile*
Kouga: Well, that's it! I'm going up there to flex my tanned muscles and kick something.
Inuyasha: Nah, I don't think so. You stay here; I'll handle everything.
Kouga: I just thought maybe I could do something this chapter...
Inuyasha: Nope. Too bad.
Kikyou: Zzzzzzzzz...
*Meanwhile*
Kikyou: Should we do Rock, Paper, Scissors to see who's the bigger bitch?
Kagome: If I do that, I'll have to let go and fall to my death.
Kikyou: That was the plan, anyway.
Other Kikyou: You know, this conversation might make more sense if I wasn't floating in the middle of the air.
Kikyou: Good point.
Kagome: Someone's floating in the air?! Where?! I never noticed...
*Meanwhile*
Inuyasha: Weren't we supposed to be doing something?
Sango: *thinking* Maybe I could do something in this chapter...
Inuyasha: Nope. Too bad.
Everyone: *practices concerned expressions, but does nothing*
Kikyou: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*snort*zzzzzzzz
*Meanwhile*
Kagome: Hey, maybe we're BOTH bitches.
Kikyou: True, dat.
Other Kikyou: Word.
Kagome: Good... So we're done here?
Kikyou: Yeah, we're good. Just let me freak you out a bit and send you hurtling to your death.
Other Kikyou: *waves*
Kagome: Ahhhhhh! I'm only 15! I'm too young to die! *arm flail*
*End Chapter*
I'm really hoping next chapter has Kagome falling through the air and landing RIGHT on Inuyasha's face.
Today's performance is... Inuyasha, Chapter 458.
*Chapter Opens*
Kikyou: You bitch!
Kagome: You bitch!
Other Kikyou: You bitch!
Kagome: Hey! That's not fair...
*Meanwhile*
Inuyasha: Hey, what happened to you guys?
Miroku: We've fallen and we can't get up.
Inuyasha: That sucks.
Miroku: Yeah. Hey, I was thinking, maybe I could do something this chapter...
Inuyasha: Nope. Too bad.
Kikyou: I think it's time for my afternoon siesta. It's not like there's anything going on, anyways.
*Meanwhile*
Kikyou: You big, big bitch!
Kagome: You're the bitch!
Other Kikyou: Which one of us?
Kagome: BOTH of you!
*Meanwhile*
Kouga: Well, that's it! I'm going up there to flex my tanned muscles and kick something.
Inuyasha: Nah, I don't think so. You stay here; I'll handle everything.
Kouga: I just thought maybe I could do something this chapter...
Inuyasha: Nope. Too bad.
Kikyou: Zzzzzzzzz...
*Meanwhile*
Kikyou: Should we do Rock, Paper, Scissors to see who's the bigger bitch?
Kagome: If I do that, I'll have to let go and fall to my death.
Kikyou: That was the plan, anyway.
Other Kikyou: You know, this conversation might make more sense if I wasn't floating in the middle of the air.
Kikyou: Good point.
Kagome: Someone's floating in the air?! Where?! I never noticed...
*Meanwhile*
Inuyasha: Weren't we supposed to be doing something?
Sango: *thinking* Maybe I could do something in this chapter...
Inuyasha: Nope. Too bad.
Everyone: *practices concerned expressions, but does nothing*
Kikyou: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*snort*zzzzzzzz
*Meanwhile*
Kagome: Hey, maybe we're BOTH bitches.
Kikyou: True, dat.
Other Kikyou: Word.
Kagome: Good... So we're done here?
Kikyou: Yeah, we're good. Just let me freak you out a bit and send you hurtling to your death.
Other Kikyou: *waves*
Kagome: Ahhhhhh! I'm only 15! I'm too young to die! *arm flail*
*End Chapter*
I'm really hoping next chapter has Kagome falling through the air and landing RIGHT on Inuyasha's face.