An entry in which the author reveals a ground-breaking theory

[astrochris]

THEORY:I have concocted a solution to all of our disgusting world´s problems. No longer shall Cote D´Ivoirian children starve, nor shall planes collide into anything, and neither shall profit margins ever be low. Corporations and government will run at 100% efficiency, and technology will advance at such astronomical rates that all of the issues

Comments

[dss370]

Didn't the Japanese already come up with something like this? I remember seeing some pretty high-tech, feature-packed Japanese toilets, but I'm not sure about entire stalls... Well, they probably have, and we just haven't heard about it. They're always inventing useless crap like that. So yeah, watch out for patent rights infringement or whatever you call it...

[astrochris]

Whatever the Japanese invent takes 5-10 years to reach the rest of the world, so I win.

[addienfaemne]

why don't YOU write a humor column?

you're WAY funnier than that other chick!

[astrochris]

Hah, I saw her in the DP office the other day...

[naryzhud]

you didn't know carrot cake was made with carrots?

[astrochris]

I thought it was just some random name.