An entry in which the author notes how much he despises some aspects of student journalism

[astrochris]

Writing a newspaper article can be likened to giving birth to an incredibly obese baby through your eustachian tube. It begins with an idea that seems simple enough, an idea which, when an attempt to transform it from ethereal potential into concrete form is performed, should easily slide through the channels of creation and into reality

Comments

[parelle]

If you're looking for Republicans...I can find you some.

[astrochris]

Heh, nah, it's alright. The article is almost done.

[antiscian]

Good luck birthing the article. Had you exercised during the pregnancy and done your Kegels like the doc said you should, maybe it'd be easier now. ;)

Gail Wynand.

And! By "boondocks" surely you mean Washington DC? Everyone here's just a-flutter over the inauguration and the diverted air traffic over DC is now flying over our suburb. Yay jet noises.

[astrochris]

It's almost birthed, I just need to talk to the new president of the Penn Democrats. I tried doing Kegels, but they just caused mid-interview-incontinence, which led me to pee on the mayor. You and your bad advice...

I should limit it to Atlas Shrugged references, you're bouncing around too much.

And! Yes I do, because that is where everyone and their uncle is. I had interview with some girl who was on bus going there on route to heaps of sycophantness.

[antiscian]

But but Atlas Shrugged sucked ass! The romantic scenes weren't sexy, and John Galt was an utter prick! More so than the average Ayn Rand prick, anyway!

And how is it possible to bounce around too much since Rand only has 3 "fiction" books out?

And I'm sorry, but the Fountainhead's where it's at. Plus, Wynand is dead hot!

[astrochris]

I´ll take massive global collapse of economy over architecture any day, and leave the romance and unprickness for real life. Honestly.

You can bounce to the Virtue of Selfishness?

Yes, yes he is.