And this one's for
commodoremarie, who wanted Farscape body-swapping. It should be obvious who the characters who've swapped are. Don't ask me how it happened, though. Oh, and it's also PG, I guess.
How the Other Half Lives
"Goddamn, it's hot in here!"
"The cooling rod is fresh. The temperature should be quite tolerable."
"I don't believe you're capable of making all those life-ruining evil plans with your brain baking like this. It makes me feel... lame."
"It's called mental discipline, John. You should try it."
"Stop smiling like that with my face. It's creepy. And be careful with my body!"
"I shall treat it as if it were my own."
"You mean sticking things in the skull? You've done that enough already."
"Crichton..."
"Whoa. I think I just figured out what the energy signature for 'annoyed' is!"