I'm a victim of diversity.

Mar 19, 2006 23:01

Got the letter from the McConnell Center yesterday, telling me I didn't get it. Mr. Jacobs did, by the way, so congratulate him, because he deserved it. Hell, I'm sure most of them did. It's just that when I see

hibye64 (10:58:07 PM): did u get the mcconnell scholarship??
jidba2001 (10:58:50 PM): nope
hibye64 (10:58:54 PM): oo
jidba2001 (10:59:00 PM): yeah. oh well
hibye64 (10:59:01 PM): my friend got it, who i was telling u about
jidba2001 (10:59:08 PM): what was their name?
hibye64 (10:59:42 PM): his name was tejas. hes a hilarious kid. he thought he wouldn't get it bc he doesnt have that high test scores but he did.
jidba2001 (10:59:56 PM): ah
hibye64 (10:59:57 PM): he got pretty drunk when he got the letter, he called me in a bar to tell me

I really get tired of trying to figure out why I don't get these things. But hey, Louisville's "commitment to diversity" comes first, right? Damn merits, grades, and character, we've got quotas to fill!

Mother: *clears throat* Um, yes. Does the McConnell program allow young people with disabilities?
UL: *looks at daughter in wheelchair* Oh, of course!

I could have sworn I heard the count as it dropped from ten to nine.

Screw em. I'm going to bed.
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