Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'31.7%
When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself 65.1%Shamelessness78.6%
Has yet to see self in mirror 79.4% Sex Drive 76.3%
The Pope is envious77.7%Straightness33.9%
Done the nasty, but not creatively 45% Gayness 83.9%
Repressed, are we? 83.6%
Fucking Sick90.3%
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Everyday it seems a couple more people add me to their LJ friends list ( Read more... )

I'm looking forward to this, however I told her to call me on my cell at 5:30 and I forgot to bring my cell, so hopefully she'll just head over to my place...

still sick, still poppin Tylenol.

KY Liquid Lubricant smells like Ghostbuster slime.

I'm in a good mood today, even though I couldn't sleep from 12:30am till 4:30am, and I missed the bus I usually take to work, and I'm still sick, in fact, sicker than I was yesterday ( Read more... )

Tylenol is the greatest pharmaceutical ever created.

Man, I just got over being sick last weekend, and now I'm sick again ( Read more... )

I found a web based version of MSN (2 actually) and they won't work here, they must have the ports blocked...damn them, and their stupid anti-MSN bullshit.

I have this big issue...I hate how I can't grow nice facial hair, it looks like gross sparse pubes on my face and it pisses me off ( Read more... )

Insane craving for scallops...?