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[astrongerbeacon]

Hypothetically speaking... if I were being stalked by a demon... and I couldn't kill her, because it would mean her entire family coming to Chicago for vengeance... is there any chance I could get a posting in Colombia? There's no way she'd follow me to Colombia. Please?

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[armedandangelic]

What if you get stalked by a Colombian demon?

[astrongerbeacon]

THEN THAT DEMON I WILL KILL.

[armedandangelic]

I'll see what I can do, but, theoretically speaking, Martin, if a demon is that stupid, I'm not sure she wouldn't follow you right into a warzone. Or at least make sure you never get there.

...You've seen Fatal Attraction, right?

[astrongerbeacon]

Do you think this is funny? She's a Hunt, and she never left the 20s as far as I can tell, and she won't stop following me, and she asked me out to a musical and will you please send me to Colombia?