1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
someone with a good story to tell me or fun plans to make
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
yeah, i like watching them interlock
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
i probably come off as more of a talker, but i like listening better
4. Do you take compliments well?
either i look like i do, and in my head i am all, "pff!", or i seem to shrug it off and then i gloat about it all day
5. Do you play Sudoku?
nah b
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
for like 3 days, maybe. then i'd undergo a nervous breakdown and either die, use my wits to get help, or become a deranged wild woman
7. Have you ever been in love?
i honestly don't know
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
yeeeeah a new one every summer pretty much
9. What was your favorite sport as a kid?
soccer
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you ?
in all likelihood, no. but it completely depends on a. how sexy, b. how good the marriage was, and c. how messy it would get
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
absolutely, as long as they didn't belittle mine or expect me to change
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
BE PURSUED. even if i'm not interested, it's still flattering
14. Use three words to describe yourself?
tired, unshowered, hungry
16. Are you continuing your education?
mhm i'm staying in academia forever so i don't have to get a real job
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
no way
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you'd grab?
family members, irreplaceable possessions
19. How often do you read books?
daily, i think?
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
all of the above
21. What is your favorite children's book?
mayyyybe matilda? any roald dahl is good.
22. What color are your eyes?
blue
23. How tall are you?
5'2"
24. Where is your dream house located?
new york city, probably
27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
no, but i really want to!
28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
a year or two ago
30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
northampton, like a 30 minute bus ride
32. Do you like mustard?
honey mustard is delicious.
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
oh god if only i could do both at once, i would weigh a thousand pounds and be happy forever
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
if you tried to predict what the offspring of my mother and father would look like, i'm exactly what you'd come up with
35. How long does it take you in the shower?
like 25 minutes? i'm a jerk
36. Can you do the splits?
nah
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
the beach, wet hot american summer for the 45th time
39. What did you do for New Year's?
got SO drunk, punched sean holbert in the crotch, broke a glass, played guitar hero
40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
haven't seen it but i doubt it's that bad
42. Do you own a camera phone?
mhm
44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
fuck no
45. What's the last letter of your name?
h
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
7, on average
48. Do you like care bears?
they kind of annoy me but i used to love them
49. What do you buy at the movies?
sometimes i buy frosting at the dollar store and sneak it in. don't judge me
50. Do you know how to play poker?
just blackjack
51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
usually
52. What do you wear to sleep?
my favorite is just undies and a tank top or big tshirt, but in the winter i have to bundle up more
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
erie canal shit, SU sports, my birth
54. How many meals do you eat a day?
anywhere from 0 - 10
55. Is your tongue pierced?
hellz nah
56. Do you always read MySpace bulletins?
i deleted myspace when i graduated high school
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
i like well-balanced people
59. Ever been to L.A.?
yeah, but apparently not the fun parts
60. Did you eat a cookie today?
yes, actually, part of one
61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
schiesse, merde, no, i don't actually
62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
Steal.
63. Do you hate chocolate?
i used to but now it is my friend
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
my time management skills, my own selfishness
65. Are you a gullible person?
nope
66. Have you ever attempted suicide?
way too lazy
67. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
writer, filmmaker, astronaut
68. Are you easy to get along with?
easy to get along with, hard to get close to
69. What is your favorite time of day?
my routine is always different