hunvi, in which sehun tries to be suave and debonair and vi shoots him down.
"do your legs hurt?"
"... uh, no, not really--"
"'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL DAAAAY, BAYBAYYY."
"sehun, are you drunk?"
"DRUNK OFF YOUR LOOOOOOOOVEEE."
"no, what the fuck."
"what has forty-two teeth and holds back the incredible hulk--"
"no."
"no, what-- VI, YOU HAVE TO PLAY ALONG!"
"... fine. what."
"MY ZIPP-"
"no."
"... uh, so i don't have a library card--"
"we're not even at a libar--"
"but can i still check you ooooooooout? ow owwwwwwwww!"
"who the hell is teaching you this--are you watching sitcoms again? is this kai's doing."
"........................."
"seriously, can we just--"
"did it hurt when you fell from hea-"
"NO."
"... but heaven's like way up there, so it probably should have hurt a little--"
"SEHUN."
"so if you were a pirate, would you put your parrot on thiiis shoulder, or this--"
"i swear to god, don't touch me."
"noona, how am i supposed to seduce you if you keep shutting me down? HELP A PLAYA OUT."
"oh my god, please, just--is this kai? did he tell you to do this? chanyeol? who's teaching you this? WHO? just tell me so i can exact my revenge and just--"
"IF I COULD REARRANGE THE LETTERS OF THE ENGLISH ALPHABET BECAUSE HANGUL DOESN'T REALLY--"
"OH SEHUN, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD."
"... bbuing bbuing?"