Kiss me beneath the milky twilight. Lead me out on the moonlight floor

[asylumboundlove]

hmmm so I know everyone wants to hear about how much I fail at life and all my problems because well...who wouldnt, right? yes. so Ive gotten myself into somewhat of a jam. Not a foreign jam might i add. Ive been in this jam probably 4 times before (NO JOKE). Why do i get into these jams? well i think 1-because i act on impulse and speak too

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"Ello you've reached the phone of Sarah Reeves this is Govna One...."

[wornflannelsoul]

Oh Govna come now!! You don't fail we all do these things from time to time. In fact you'd probably be a bigger freak if you didn't do them. It'll work out for you it always does!! Don't worry i mean it's not like you're being fed to those large chicken/duck/geese/ ostrich things at Qdoba...now I mean I'd understand being totally freaked out by that! THOSE THINGS ARE CAAA-RAZY and I would like to point out have very large talons....and no one wants that all right I'd probably cry for like 45287458934894259 hours STRAIGHT then I'd go seek revenge and get killed myself and we'd neverhave me as President and frankly the world would be a lesser place without the two of us. MMMM K well I think I took up enough time with my nonsensical rambling. I LOVE YOU TIMES 78457893487934879326872356
-Govna

Re: "Ello you've reached the phone of Sarah Reeves this is Govna One...."

[wornflannelsoul]

AND THIS IS GOVNA TWO!!!!!
oh my gosh Annie you flippin amaze the crap out of me! HOW DO YOU DO IT?! i love you times 4538974983754 jillion!!!!!!! we need to have our uptown extravaganza sometime soon! me and sarah are heading up there to catch a city bus to concord mills today! hahahaha pray for us!I LOVE YOUUUUU BEAYOOOOOTIFUL