Okay, this is the shit right here. THE greatest meme EVER! I found this by reading
halfmoon_dark's entry. OMG! It's HALARIOUS! READ IT OR I'LL EAT YOUR CHEWY SOUL!
Directions: Write down twelve of your favorite characters. Number the list. Then click the cut for random cracktastic questions. (Don't look at the other persons answers before you've come up with the list or else you'll spoil the questions for yourself!. XD)
1. Eddie Brock Jr. (Ultimate Spiderman)
2. Dante (Devil May Cry)
3. Pyramid Head (Silent Hill 2)
4. Axel (KH:CoM and II)
5. Lady (DMC 3)
6. Angela (SPAWN)
7. Envy (Fullmetal Alchemist)
8. Kevin (Ben10)
9. Sora (KH)
10. Wolverine (Xmen)
11. Devi (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac)
12. Raven (Teen Titans)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Angela/Devi) fic? Do you want to?
No. oO That would be…ODD… A spawn/JTHM crossover… Hmm…
2. Do you think Four (Axel) is hot? How hot?
YESSS!!! Hot as HELL!! Burn, burn, baby!
3. What would happen if Twelve (Raven) got Eight (Kevin) pregnant?
That…would be WRONG…. Maybe the other way AROUND…but even THEN it’s be…interesting… (I think my brain just asploded)
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? (Sora)
I could….if I remembered the names ‘>> But a-DUR! It’s SORA!
5. Would Two (Dante) and Six (Angela) make a good couple?
She would probably try to KILL him. I mean, think about it. Angela = Angel. Dante = DEVIL. Angela + Dante = KILL!!! *stabbity-stabbity*
6. Five/Nine (Lady/Sora) or Five/Ten (Lady/Wolverine)? Why?
Definitely Lady/Wolverine. I mean, Lady/Sora? That just doesn’t WORK! Talk about older women! And I mean, both of them (L/W) are on the wild, fighty side. They both kick badguy BUTT!
7. What would happen if Seven (Envy) walked in on Two (Dante) and Twelve (Raven) having sex?
He’d stand there, staring for a moment, then shout at the top of his lungs… “WHAT THE FUCK!?” then run away, disgusted out of his mind. AGAIN with the odd age differences! ><’
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Pyramid Head/Wolverine) fic.
While tracking the Brotherhood, the X-jet (carrying Wolverine, Cyclops, Storm, Shadow Cat, Night crawler, and Ice Man) gets lost in a thick fog. Unable to go any farther, they make an emergency landing in a forest clearing. Being as impatient as he is, Logan goes off to explore the unknown territory. After a while he winds up in an abandoned town labeled Silent Hill by the road sign. Abandoned; or so he thinks. He turns around, hearing metal scrape against concrete. Turning around, Wolverine comes face-to-face with a creature that almost looks human, save the blood-stained, pyramid-shaped cage around his head, the ghastly scars covering his body, and the monstrous sword it carried behind itself. Monster had encountered mutant. And Pyramid Head would not rest until he got what he wanted.
(heheh…that’s hot…)
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Eddie/Kevin) fluff?
oO None that I’M aware of!
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Envy/Raven) hurt/comfort fic.
Comfort of Darkness (woah)
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Axel) to deflower One (Eddie)?
Oh my… Alcohol, lots of alcohol! And maybe some DRUGS too! oO
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Envy) slash?
Um…HELL YES!!! I mean, there’s practically Envy slash for every male character on the freaking SHOW! And THEN some!
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Pyramid Head) het?
Heheh…
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Devi)?
Not sure. Maybe one of my friends who isn’t on this current friends list…
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Dante/Axel/Lady)?
I have a very good feeling….YES!
16. What might Ten (Wolverine) scream at a moment of great passion?
He might howl or something. :)
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Kevin), which song would you choose?
Guilty by The Rasmus :)
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Eddie/Angela/Raven) fic, what would the warnings be?
Crossovers, comic mixing (marvel, dc, and image comics), sexual and lesbian content, strong language…
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Dante) to use on Ten (Wolverine)?
“Nice steel. I got some of my own.”
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Lady)?
maybe about a year ago…
21. What is Six's (Angela) super-sekrit kink?
Hershey’s syrup and whipped cream. Licky, licky. :P
22. Would Eleven (Devi) shag Nine (Sora)? Drunk or sober?
Maybe drunk….very drunk….
23. If Three (Pyramid Head) and Seven (Envy) get together, who tops?
Pyramid Head. :P Though Envy would try and fight for it.
24. "One (Eddie) and Nine (Sora) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Sora) suddenly runs off with Four (Axel). One (Eddie), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Devi) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Raven), then follows the wise advice of Five (Lady) and finds true love with Three (Pyramid Head)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Title: Love Is Fucked Up Some Times
Who would read it: Crazy people
Who should write it: ME! MUAHAHAHA!!
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Envy/Kevin) were canon?
That would be WEIRD!! OMG!!!
(THAT’S THE SHIT RIGHT THERE! I freaking fell out of my chair reading this over!!)