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Whenever I feel like a sad, fat cow who wonders why in living fuck her boyfriend loves her, I read about the Universe.

Magnetars that have a high enough magnetic field that it can suck the iron out of your blood from hundreds of metres away; Pulsars that rotate on their axis in seconds and can keep time with a higher accuracy than any clock; Nebula ( Read more... )

For once, quite a lot has actually happened to me, that doesn't just involve being wasted on some obscure chemical ( Read more... )

I found the poster for our next gig on the website of the promoter who is crazy enough to let us play.

LOOK!


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I Have a mother fucking Metal Muff!

Look!


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So yeah, as I mentioned in my last post. I got driven to the brink of insanity last night through the form of a mens shaving ad on television, the absurdity was just too much and THIS!


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I will illustrate how I feel about the world right now through the medium of this particular facial expression courtesy of family fun, chef...Ainsley Harriott...


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It has now been approximately one year and four months since I was fired from my last job ( Read more... )

1. How many clowns would it take to freak you out ( Read more... )

...Yeah! It's coming for us. HIDE ( Read more... )