Pudgy young blonds with lobotomy eyes ( Read more... )

oh man...Jack Daniels really got ahold of me last night,As well as the othe 3 that were drinking it.Bertz tackled me into 3 pots with catai in them..Fucked up my knee..than proceeded to kick me in the knee...So I scalped him in the head with my fist and he crumbled to the floor..hour or so later ,he thinks mammas rooms a bathroom and pisses all ( Read more... )

I think im going to san diego next weekend.

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a 64 oz thirst buster cup would make for the perfect abortion tool...just yam it in ...pull it out real fast , and the fetus would be sucked right out.

today was such a shitty day at work...we were fucking rushed all day because there was some art show across the street , so that pissed me off.Than my manager was bitching about something or another so i was backtalking and talking shit to her ,so she wrote me up.Than right when i was about to leave i had to clean the char hoods from the broiler, ( Read more... )

hiteBy69: hey bitch ( Read more... )

I NOW HOLD POSSESSION OF A GREAT RAT NAMED MEEKO...HE HAS BIG BALLS..he has a black head...and white body....and hes the best new edition to my life besides cortney....I am stoked

bummer.... i got a bad batch of hot pockets....there was like nothing in it and it came out of the microwave flat and soggy...not with a crispy crusty tender flaky crust..shitty

freinds for ever ( Read more... )