HMM HOW MANY TIMES DOES HE MAKE REFERENCES TO ME ON A WARCRAFT CHAT BOARD??? LETS PLAY.
1.My stupid death metal ex-friend called Children of Bodom power metal and he calls Dissesction a black metal band, he's a moron. I call Children of Bodom just a Scandinavian Black Metal band, because I've heard many others smaller bands like them and from the same region, so I put them in their own group.
2.There is also a whole new genre, Hardcore bands. They broke off into some groups, Emocore and Metalcore are the big ones(besides some metalcore, they suck my big one). Harcore isn't a genre I like listening to, but there are some bands I like. I like some Metalcore, which includes The Black Dahlia Murder and a local band in Clovis, called Dead Elizabeth . Again, my stupid death metal ex-friend called those bands just death metal, but the obviously have the hardcore roots in them. He denies this, because he was a "harcore kid" until one day he decided it sucked. That Colombian is a complete idiot.
WOW A WHOLE POST DEDICATED TO ME??? WOW I LOVE YOU WES.
3.That's it, I'm excluding all death metal, "bible burning" names. I have an ex-friend with a death metal band now, he was my rhythm guitarist, but he's a hypocritical bundle of ignorance tightly wrapped in ribbons of "Hey look, I'm eviler than the goths, tehe", plus we was a horrible guitarist compared to his replacement . First he turnedto harcore, then his heart got broken (didn't make talent show, but we did), poor emo-child, and turned to death metal. He's a complete idiot and thinks he's "evil". Don't give me any names that even gives a reference to blasphemy, because it will remind me of him, things will get a little gory and I will get blamed. If you find something that we could use, that'll be great and we deserve a good name to go with our music. Don't worry, we're very talented, too. By the way, I'm the drummer. P.S. Children is already plural
4.ANTRON-THE-GREAT:Iced Earth is power metal... but Children of Bodom is NERDmetal lol MY-BEST-FRIEND-WES: Bahahahahah! You-know-who is a moron.
WOW WES, IM IMPRESSED, THAT YOU WOULD TAKE THE TIME OUT OF YOUR LIFE TO RECOGNIZE ME AND COMPLIMENT ME THE WAY YOU DID. I REALLY ADORE YOU AND ANTRON THE GREAT. I LOVE YOU GUYS.