(Untitled)

[atalanta0jess]

This months issue of Seventeen magazine (no, I don't read it, I just saw the cover at the grocery store) contains an article called "838 ways to look pretty." I am not even joking.

I don't really even know what to say about that. EIGHT HUNDRED AND THIRTY EIGHT? Seriously????????????????

Seventeen, you suck. (duh)

Comments

[emilyzilch]

Are you not pretty yet? I think you must be pretty. Or are you handsome? Handsome is also an achievement.

[atalanta0jess]

#1 way for Garrett to be pretty: Keep on growing that beard.

Wewt

[emilyzilch]

I AM ALREADY PRETTY. I already know *shifty eyes* all the sekrits.

Err... except for makeup tips. I've never worn any except when someone's put it on me. Kinda boi, I reckon.

One of my sekrits is: WEARING THE T-SHIRT IN MY ICON! I'm so pretty in it! No one can stop staring at me! Must be because I'm pretty! ;-)

Ooh, wouldn't that be the best thing ever? Hack Seventeen with a never-ending flow of ways to make people stare at you and really bad advice.

Re: Wewt

[atalanta0jess]

slowest reply ever: Yes, that would be awesome. I briefly considered making my own list of 836 ways to be pretty, but decided that it would take too long and would probably not be as incredible as I was imagining it. Heh.

[unmellow_yellow]

Ugh, Seventeen. Jezebel just did an article about the sucktitude of that mag --> http://jezebel.com/5024266/its-fun-to-be-seventeen--unless-of-course-youre-seventeen

Thank you so much for the private message, it was very helpful and I really appreciated all of it! I'm definitely going to try the Unitarian Church suggestion, and found one near me :)

I love the clothing suggestion, b/c I dress dykey too (I'm bi)! But still it's the pervs that pay attention, lol. But I'm hoping if I start going to good guy places, I'll met good guys :) I knew the best guys in my high school (which was diverse, and sexist catholic dudes were in the minority), so I figure once I get out of my Catholic Republican hell-hole of a college, I'll run into good ones.

Care to be friends?

[atalanta0jess]

Sure :)