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MISTLETOE MEME

Dec 24, 2011 17:50

In the spirit of the holiday season, it's the...

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archimedeia December 24 2011, 23:01:51 UTC

RESNIK[ Don't you have something better to do? ]

ihavesomany December 24 2011, 23:05:14 UTC

[Trying to be diplomatic about this...]

In the spirit of the season?

archimedeia December 24 2011, 23:11:52 UTC

[ There are no seasons in space. WHO EVEN HUNG THAT THERE. ]

If you say so.

[ Stalling. STALLING. ]

ihavesomany December 24 2011, 23:16:54 UTC

I'll be gentle.

[Leeeaaning in for a peck. He doesn't care if he catches lips or a cheek, but as long as she doesn't duck out of the way...]

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ihavesomany December 24 2011, 23:02:47 UTC

THE DOCTOR

[Oh, look up there...]

statsraaden December 25 2011, 16:02:46 UTC

[Oh, Stats talked to you at the party... Huge guy, drunk to the gills? That's him.]

Hello.

ihavesomany December 25 2011, 16:27:27 UTC

Stats!

[Not minding this at all, actually. He can think of it as a teaching moment.]

Are you familiar with the tradition of mistletoe?

statsraaden December 25 2011, 18:34:42 UTC

Well, it looks like it's a bit different from where I'm from, but yes, I'm somewhat familiar with it.

[Stats has seen other people do it before arriving here.]

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antifroze December 24 2011, 23:03:28 UTC

MACE[ B| ]

kerneled December 24 2011, 23:15:26 UTC

[WELL B| TO YOU TOO.

now they're in the same vicinity as a: each other and b: mistletoe.

... what do.]

antifroze December 24 2011, 23:19:56 UTC

[ THIS HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE SUPREMELY AWKWARD.

Therefore: do nothing seems the appropriate response. ]

This isn't gonna happen.

kerneled December 24 2011, 23:30:55 UTC

... what's not going to happen.

[sorry, he missed this part of the "how to be human" seminars.]

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suitedforcoffee December 24 2011, 23:04:08 UTC

ihavesomany December 24 2011, 23:09:34 UTC

[UNSURE?]

Only have to be sure you-know-who won't get jealous...

suitedforcoffee December 24 2011, 23:21:29 UTC

[...also unsure. But not because of Jack. In fact, he snorts at the suggestion.]

You're joking. I'm more concerned he'll manage to take a picture and have it framed.

ihavesomany December 24 2011, 23:25:42 UTC

Best do it before he comes along, then.

[Leans in a little. Pauses. Still unsure.

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statsraaden December 24 2011, 23:05:36 UTC

STATS

[hey, why not, he's friendly to everyone.]

hesalreadyhere December 26 2011, 22:11:44 UTC

... You've gotta be kidding me.

[YOU ARE NOT A LADY, STATS]

statsraaden December 26 2011, 22:14:20 UTC

Hello.

[YOU ARE NOT A SHIP, JACK]

hesalreadyhere December 26 2011, 22:18:03 UTC

Fuck no, I am not doing this.

[BUT FOR WHATEVER RANDOM REASON HE IS INCAPABLE OF LEAVING EVEN WITH SPACEBULLSHITPOWERS]

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