Maybe it was liberated into the willamette river by active members in the ALF. Perhaps the gut scum (read:transit trash) are too slow to pick up on the idea of a big fish thing having monetary value. Possibly, however, a criminal mastermind has kidnapped (fishnapped?) the statue and is now holding it for some sort of ransom or reward. Anyone have any speculations?
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