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Make this if you want something good.

cup of cranberry raspberry juice
cup of ice cubes
cup of frozen raspberries
one banana cut up a little
one container (cup size) of fruit flavored yogurt of your choice
ITS FOOLPROOF!
and the finale, the real kicker:
AS MUCH HONEY AS YOU FUCKIN WANT, MAN!
but I put in like 2 tblspns.

YEAUH
word to yuh moftha

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Moist twilight air spilled into the apartment through the door ajar. Red nailed fingertips grip the bronze knob, body turned against the vacuum, looking back. Eyes attentive, but brow furled, intolerant ( Read more... )

yesterday we gave our left over food to black bums downtown.
then we went to see star wars.
the end.

At work at the Blue Pepper Framing Gallery downtown (on Court and Commercial, come in!!!). I'm looking at different versions of the Egg of Life and Fibonacci Spiral for possible tattoos. I want one to cover the scars on my wrist and I'm seriously leaning toward the Egg of Life for there because it would be like an all encompassing blessing, or at ( Read more... )

my hands tremble with elation as i have safely returned home from an illegal excursion to a place of scandalous deeds without succumbing to the nagging threats of failure in my path. for the past three drives in my japanese car the empty light has been lit up like a candle on your fortieth birthday cake (the big bummer birthday), urging me to pull ( Read more... )

It's early kind of and I'm thinking about a certain dog I knew in the good old days. She was white and had these big melty brown eyes and purple eyeshadow and kinky fur and very nice teeth. She was Woofy. I found her on the road and tried to give her to Joe's family as a present but they made me take her back. She didn't want to get out of my car. ( Read more... )

So, I figure I've been using my parents for seventeen and a half years now. But practically EVERYONE does this. However, lately I have been USED like a hookah in the most popular opium den in town by multitudes of people. At first I was thinking, "Well, you've done some using in your time, just look at your relationship with your parents. This is ( Read more... )

Yesterday I drove 130 miles for Karl who said he would give me 30 dollars to pick him up from Portland and take him to Jordan Maier's house but he forgot his pin number to his ATM card so I guess I am getting the money today. My momma was right about Karl. If he doesn't pay me, I still have Sean Learn's bat in my car ( Read more... )