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[ate_it_all]

[after catching a glimpse of someone sneaking around...]

...

There is the largest rat I have ever seen in my house.

Are there exterminators in this silly place? Unusually large cats, perhaps? Won't someone please kill it? I detest vermin.

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[souris_keteer]

[spots her in the house as he sneaks around. Decides, might as well be friendly.]

Hey... you live here?

[ate_it_all]

My, that was quick -

[she turns around... and peers.]

Oh.

[souris_keteer]

Sorry that I didn't knock, but I woke up in here... Do you know why?

[ate_it_all]

First talking babes, and now talking rats...

[it's a RAT. But it's a talking rat. Should we eat it? Not sure if want... but if you leave anything behind you'll be punished... hnng...

ahem]

No, I'm afraid not. We are here and that's all there is to it. All explanations given are nonsense.

[hugs_arent_free]

I'm surprised you haven't tried to eat it. I think it is suppose to be our pet, in which case we are stuck with it. Perhaps we can train the rat to keep the communists away?

[ate_it_all]

I'm contemplating, not sure if want. You'd probably get eaten first... or maybe not, hmhm

A pet? Who would want a rat, they're loathsome creatures.

... What are communists and why do we want them away?

[hugs_arent_free]

You'll have to be very sneaky to devour this baby. Lots of people keep rats. As for why, I can't really say. I always found pets a waste of money.

Communists are idiots who don't appreciate how hard some people work for their money. You can read about them in the library if you are interested in the details. And we want them away because they are annoying.

[ate_it_all]

I had a private menagerie for a while...

[She stares into space nostalgically. Does she have to say that she ate them all? She responds distractedly - sounds like they're haters on rich people and Conchita has a solid reason to dislike that.]

My, that does sound like a bother. I suppose we shall see.

[katto_katto]

...can't you eat him?

[ate_it_all]

Perhaps. I'm indecisive on the matter, to be honest. Rats are quite vile, I am not sure they're fit for a gourmet taste... However, this one is really quite large, and it also can talk. Perhaps it would indeed make an interesting dish. And if I leave it behind, then...

Hmm.... [she gives a troubled sigh]

[katto_katto]

Actually, some find rats quite the delicacy.

[ate_it_all]

... [she nods]

You're right, Night of Wallachia. I must eat him.