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[athaleon]

When I go to the video store I like to stick my penis in the return slot and say "HEY HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT THIS, IS THIS ANY GOOD"

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[zarniwoop]

Oh, thou poor, desperate slutmuffin. What won't you do?

[incinerated]

And then, the clerk pulls a serious burn on you and says "Oh, it's about like Shakespeare in Love. Shitty and overrated."

[zarniwoop]

"And Kate Winslet turned down the chance to be on it in favour of something more personally pleasurable."

[athaleon]

My question is whether you are being ultra clever or if I'm unwittingly quoting a popular comedy skit and that's the appropriate response.

[incinerated]

I'm just being clever.

And I hated Shakespeare in Love.
Totally robbed a much more deserving Saving Private Ryan at the awards that year.