It's Just a Treasure Hunt
A YJ Anon Meme Fill
Prompt: Wally has friends outside the YJ team. Dick doesn't know but Batman does. Somehow Wally's other friends and the team meets.
Summary: Wally is not hanging out with as frequently as he expected. Worried about his friend, Dick investigates. Confusion ensues and once again, Wally's crazy family tree strikes again.
This didn't turn out exactly like the prompt demanded. I wasn't also able to write all of OP's bonuses but I plan to make this into a fic series so I might put those there instead. All in all, this isn't really one of my best work.
This fic occurs in the CrazyFamily!verse
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It's Just a Treasure Hunt
There was something wrong with Wally ever since summer started and Robin decided to investigate.
What he found in his little snooping resulted to the gathering of the team in an urgent rescue mission.
"The Riddler's got Wally. He must've discovered his identity and lured him into a trap." He told them as he presented a riddle that he found in the speedster's room.
Artemis was skeptical. "Are you sure, Robin? I mean what would Riddler want with Kid Idiot? He's Batman's rogue not Flash's. He's got nothing against him."
"Me and KF patrol Gotham together sometimes. We encountered Riddler once. We managed to solve all his riddles and put him in jail. So yeah, he has something against Wally." Robin gritted out at the archer.
The blondes eyes widened in alarm. "You're serious."
"Then let's not waste anymore time." Kaldur spoke authoritatively. "Let's go."
Following riddle after riddle, the team found themselves flying the bioship across the entire country. But their last clue had them traveling towards Gotham city.
"Where could he be?" Artemis asked in a rare moment of concern for the red head.
"He's still out of my range. I can't contact him." M'gann sadly told them.
Superboy slammed his fists on his table. The situation was frustrating to him. Wally may have been a bit annoying, especially with his constant flirting with M'gann, but he was still his friend. He was one of the people who brought him to the outside world. He gave him the moon. Superboy glared at his table in anger. He should be helping Wally now. His friend was in danger but they can't even find him.
"Wait, what was that?" Robin asked frantically while pointing something out of the window.
There was a familiar blur zipping back and forth on the streets before disappearing into the direction of park.
They finally found him.
The team immediately followed his trail and into the park. The place was disturbingly devoid of people... except seven individuals.
There was a pair of civilian girls - one was a pink haired goth and the other a blue cloaked goth.
Then there was Wally together with Kyle Rayner. Robin was a bit relieved at that. His friend got a Green Lantern to help. But he felt a stab of jealousy and betrayal. Why didn't Wally asked his help?
The last pair were Pied Piper and the Trickster. Just what kind of trouble did Kid Flash got himself into?
The seventh person in the park, Riddler, stood in front of the pairs and gestured at the giant gift box behind him. He was speaking to them. Perhaps a last riddle before they all die?
Wasting no more time, Kaldur ordered them to move out.
The team took the villains in surprise. In no time at all, they were all defeated and the civilians, Kid Flash, and Green Lantern were rescued.
As Robin approached his friend he noticed the shocked but definitely disappointed expression on Wally's face. Kyle also had a very put out face.
"KF?"
"Dude!!!" Wally screeched petulantly. "We were just about to win! Way to ruin the most awesome treasure hunt ever!"
What?
Epilogue
"Let me get this straight." Robin said as he wrapped his mind around the story that his best friend just told him.
"So, all this time you've been hanging around with your friends..." he gestured to the pair of goth girls and Kyle Rayner.
"Uhuh."
"Which amazingly include them..." he pointed at the still unconscious Pied Piper and Trickster.
"Yup."
"And all of you are playing Treasure Hunt with the Riddler who, apparently, is your very distant uncle?!"
"Dude, you're making it sound like a very difficult process. And didn't you already discovered that Poison Ivy is my aunt. You shouldn't be this disconcerted over this."
"I should be very DISconcerted about this! Very very heavy on the dis. Wally, the Riddler's your uncle! Uncle! Just exactly how many of my villains are related to you?!"
"Well... you could count Harley as an honorary aunt and by association Joker as an uncle but we don't like him that much. Two Face counts as an uncle too even if his relationship with Auntie Ivy is a bit on and off. I think I saw the Penguin's name in our family tree somewhere but I could be wrong. And Mr. Freeze is also another honorary uncle because he's a friend of my other honorary uncle, Captain Cold. I think Catwoman was also in the family tree too..."
"Catwoman's related to you?!"
Wally just gave Robin a vague smile.
Prompt: Wally has friends outside the YJ team. Dick doesn't know but Batman does. Somehow Wally's other friends and the team meets.
Summary: Wally is not hanging out with as frequently as he expected. Worried about his friend, Dick investigates. Confusion ensues and once again, Wally's crazy family tree strikes again.
This didn't turn out exactly like the prompt demanded. I wasn't also able to write all of OP's bonuses but I plan to make this into a fic series so I might put those there instead. All in all, this isn't really one of my best work.
This fic occurs in the CrazyFamily!verse
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It's Just a Treasure Hunt
There was something wrong with Wally ever since summer started and Robin decided to investigate.
What he found in his little snooping resulted to the gathering of the team in an urgent rescue mission.
"The Riddler's got Wally. He must've discovered his identity and lured him into a trap." He told them as he presented a riddle that he found in the speedster's room.
Artemis was skeptical. "Are you sure, Robin? I mean what would Riddler want with Kid Idiot? He's Batman's rogue not Flash's. He's got nothing against him."
"Me and KF patrol Gotham together sometimes. We encountered Riddler once. We managed to solve all his riddles and put him in jail. So yeah, he has something against Wally." Robin gritted out at the archer.
The blondes eyes widened in alarm. "You're serious."
"Then let's not waste anymore time." Kaldur spoke authoritatively. "Let's go."
Following riddle after riddle, the team found themselves flying the bioship across the entire country. But their last clue had them traveling towards Gotham city.
"Where could he be?" Artemis asked in a rare moment of concern for the red head.
"He's still out of my range. I can't contact him." M'gann sadly told them.
Superboy slammed his fists on his table. The situation was frustrating to him. Wally may have been a bit annoying, especially with his constant flirting with M'gann, but he was still his friend. He was one of the people who brought him to the outside world. He gave him the moon. Superboy glared at his table in anger. He should be helping Wally now. His friend was in danger but they can't even find him.
"Wait, what was that?" Robin asked frantically while pointing something out of the window.
There was a familiar blur zipping back and forth on the streets before disappearing into the direction of park.
They finally found him.
The team immediately followed his trail and into the park. The place was disturbingly devoid of people... except seven individuals.
There was a pair of civilian girls - one was a pink haired goth and the other a blue cloaked goth.
Then there was Wally together with Kyle Rayner. Robin was a bit relieved at that. His friend got a Green Lantern to help. But he felt a stab of jealousy and betrayal. Why didn't Wally asked his help?
The last pair were Pied Piper and the Trickster. Just what kind of trouble did Kid Flash got himself into?
The seventh person in the park, Riddler, stood in front of the pairs and gestured at the giant gift box behind him. He was speaking to them. Perhaps a last riddle before they all die?
Wasting no more time, Kaldur ordered them to move out.
The team took the villains in surprise. In no time at all, they were all defeated and the civilians, Kid Flash, and Green Lantern were rescued.
As Robin approached his friend he noticed the shocked but definitely disappointed expression on Wally's face. Kyle also had a very put out face.
"KF?"
"Dude!!!" Wally screeched petulantly. "We were just about to win! Way to ruin the most awesome treasure hunt ever!"
What?
Epilogue
"Let me get this straight." Robin said as he wrapped his mind around the story that his best friend just told him.
"So, all this time you've been hanging around with your friends..." he gestured to the pair of goth girls and Kyle Rayner.
"Uhuh."
"Which amazingly include them..." he pointed at the still unconscious Pied Piper and Trickster.
"Yup."
"And all of you are playing Treasure Hunt with the Riddler who, apparently, is your very distant uncle?!"
"Dude, you're making it sound like a very difficult process. And didn't you already discovered that Poison Ivy is my aunt. You shouldn't be this disconcerted over this."
"I should be very DISconcerted about this! Very very heavy on the dis. Wally, the Riddler's your uncle! Uncle! Just exactly how many of my villains are related to you?!"
"Well... you could count Harley as an honorary aunt and by association Joker as an uncle but we don't like him that much. Two Face counts as an uncle too even if his relationship with Auntie Ivy is a bit on and off. I think I saw the Penguin's name in our family tree somewhere but I could be wrong. And Mr. Freeze is also another honorary uncle because he's a friend of my other honorary uncle, Captain Cold. I think Catwoman was also in the family tree too..."
"Catwoman's related to you?!"
Wally just gave Robin a vague smile.