✇ one;;

[athames]

Goddamn bounty hunters... You'd think by now, at least, they'd have gotten the memo and found some other mark to go after. I'm getting pretty tired of having to vanquish one every time I turn around.

[more grumbling before a pause]All right, what the hell's going on here? There isn't a plane existing that I can't shimmer out of, and I know damn

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[bubble_mobile]

I have quite an amount of shimmer powder in my quarters should you need it.

[athames]

...Shimmer powder?

[bubble_mobile]

For the complexion mostly, although you can puff it onto your skin for a more glowing effect.

[athames]

...Yeah, I think we're talking about two entirely different things.

[cantrunfromme]

You're dead. Quit your bitching and get over it.

[athames]

So I've learned.

You must be the official greeter - you just ooze manners and whatnot.

[cantrunfromme]

There's plenty more where that came from and not just from me. You'll learn to love it eventually.

[athames]

So does all this allegedly lovable bitching have a name, or should I just go ahead and call you Fluffy?

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[tartaned]

Do you usually travel between planes? It's not a common -

[He cuts off, there's a brief pause, and then:] Oh, you're a demon! That does explain things. Well, I'm Aziraphale, an angel. Despite our... predisposed animosity, I'm not averse to answering any lingering questions you might have.

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[athames]

When I have to. Or had, as the case would seem. Name's Belthazor.

...Angel, you said? Not a whitelighter? Huh. [but he's gotten the multiple universe bit already, so he just rolls with it] Thanks, but I'm pretty sure I've gotten everything vital thus far, so.

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[tartaned]

Lovely to meet you, Belthazor. I've never heard the word 'whitelighter' before, so I'm not one of those - but if you ever do come up with something I could assist you with, just let me know. I'm usually in the library.

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[athames]

Probably just semantics. Never mind it.

...Just what is on this boat? I've heard about the pub, now a library. Sounding more like a cruise ship than a barge.

[mind_sculptor]

You travel between planes as well?

[athames]

On a fairly regular basis, yes.

[mind_sculptor]

Interesting. I haven't heard of anyone else here that could.

[athames]

I always did like to think of myself as "special". [he can't help the snark, really]