Entertain me.

Oh and can you *help* me do this essay?

BAH BAH BAH. Damn university and always bunching up assesment. Always seems to come in big chuncks where 4 assesment tasks for 3 different subjects are due within 7 days. RANT.
Attempting philosophy esssay atm. Taking a break since if I keep going at a million miles an hour I'll either go insane ( Read more... )

143,990 descendants
- you're more genetically fit than 49% of the current population -

143, 990. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive.

You're at the lower end of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, ( Read more... )

the Prankster

(33% dark, 34% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT

Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

You ( Read more... )

DisorderYour ScoreMajor Depression:Slight-ModerateDysthymia:HighBipolar Disorder:High-ModerateCyclothymia:Very HighSeasonal Affective Disorder:SlightPostpartum Depression:N/ATake the Depression Test

I think the more i use lj the more jaded I become towards it. But due to my inability to study right now, due to what I think is an overabundance of teenange hormones, or the like, it seems about the right time to say hello. But first I need something to wash down the immensely chocolately easter egg I just ate (oh I'll just have a little bit... ( Read more... )

iwantmorehouseiwantmorehouseiwantmorehouse... now!

*mutters*

Damn this waiting a whole week thing...

1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
No idea... possibly frank

2) If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
riiight... errr... i would hope so

3) Do you sleep with the TV on?
I fell asleep at the start of so many movies last night... Harry potter and the goblet of fire, amercian beauty and ghost world

4) Have you ever drank milk straight ( Read more... )

UCAUTIONIN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP ATHEJA AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.
From Go-Quiz.com

Yoinked from Juz69

[CURRENT .. ]
- Current Clothes: lol nurses uniform, for no apparent reason other than Adam found it in his room
-Current Mood: more or less content
- Current Taste: cordial
- Current Hair: straight and in a ponytail
- Current Smell: that just vaccumed smell
- Current thing I ought to be doin: study, got assignment due tomorrow. ( Read more... )

Proper post to come soon

'X' the things you own or have owned. If it's over 40, you're one spoiled mother fucker.

( ) own your own car
(x) cell phone
( ) own phone line
( ) own bathroom
(x) own room
() two story house
() built in pool
( ) guest house
(x) game room
(x) tv in your room

Total: 3

(x) double bed or bigger
(x) more than 20 pairs of ( Read more... )