SurveY
1)after school I:
have a cigarette and take a nap
2) This one time when I was high:
see meg's
3) The New Pope:
looks like Darth Sidious
4) I fall asleep easily:
when I've been drinking
5) I need more:
bling
6) I need less:
chins
7) Public toilets are useful for:
going to the bathroom
8) The United States should change its name to:
Home of Mark Bellhorn
9) My theme song would be:
"Superhero" - Deziel Griever
10) Sometimes I think people:
are unbelievably stupid
11) Prescription drugs are:
often unneccessary
12) I think about sex when:
I see it in a movie, hear it mentioned, lay in my bed, make-out, etc. etc.
13) The middle finger is most useful:
thrusting out a car window
14) The last time I bought a pair of shoes:
month ago
15) In one month:
I will have a tan
16) For the last time:
they're real
17) The last thing I stole:
stealing is wrong *nomar laugh*
18) If I won the lotto, the first thing I would buy:
a shitload of jewelry
19) When in Rome:
do as the Romans do?
20) If only I could get rid of:
people who want to destroy the environment
21) Your mom:
what?
22) When I'm on death row my last meal will be:
when I'm on death row? thats a little presumptuous. but if I was, I would have a belgian waffle with blueberries and syrup on top. oh god, that sounds so good.
23) The last person who talked to me:
Jozef
24) I mostly use the internet:
at 2 in the morning.
25) When I'm President:
I will make very strict laws protecting our environment and wildlife, and harsher punishments for people who abuse their pets
26) I most resemble:
I'm not even going to say it because I don't think its true.
27) The word I say too much is:
"bitch", maybe. I say, "whatever" alot, too.
28) Vegas is great for:
gambling
29) Michael Jackson:
has got some mad dance skillz
30) The Speed Limit means:
nothing to me
31) When I die I want my body:
cryogenically frozen
32) If I could go back in time I'd:
be fucking rich. "I bet you a million dollars that the Red Sox win the 2004 World Series..."
33) The last time I said "this sucks":
I really have no idea. I think it more than I say it.
34) You obviously know me well when:
35) Tomorrow I will:
be in a very bitchy mood because I have to audit the three floor JC Penney at Emerald Square Mall
36) I spend too much time:
obsessing, being sad, being paranoid
37) The last thing I broke:
I don't know. I break lots of stuffs
38) Oh yeah and don't forget:
jungle bunnies!