The Path I Walk Is In The Wrong Direction
So I will tell you about my fun in Mexico. I don't give a damn if you care or NOT.
Day 1-- Woke up 5 minutes before 5 and started poking Jordan out of excitment and because I love him. Our plane was delayed for an hour while we're still in the stupid thing. Finally hit Mexico. Unpacked for a little bit. Then we went to Margeritaville. Very lovely.
Day 2-- Woke up, went to pool and hung around there for a couple of hours. Got tan, face burned. I can't really remember much during the day after the pool, but around 5 or so we went to this place called El Squid Roe. It was pretty rad. I got a Sex on the Beach (ohhh Jordan was making comments about that which I said no to). Got a little tipsy or so, and took some crazy pictures. That was the end of that night. Oh the making out but you don't need to hear about that.
Day 3-- Pretty much lounged around the pool and the room and because I'm a mean girlfriend, Jordan went out to eat by himself. The next day we went fishing.
Day 4-- Went on our little fishing trip. Half of the people got sick (my mom, my brother, my sister, and Jason)...and me and Jordan almost got sick due to the massive bumps and the smell of diesel. But Jason, Jordan, and Dennis all got a Marlin (aka a swordfish) but Dennis killed his... so we couldn't release it. When we got back to the hotel room we were all exhausted. My mom mentioned that they were going to this Cheeseburger place so I get myself all pretty and everything and then ask Jordan if he wanted to go and he said no, so I started tearing up. My mom was asking me some question about pesos and I walked out of the room and went to beach and cried. After 10 minutes I started going back to the room and I saw Dennis and there my mom was on the balcony and she was yelling, "You're in trrrrrrrrouble". I didn't care. Then she was like, "Where'd you go? You know you're not supposed to go anywhere by yourself." And I cried that I was at the beach and that he wasn't coming. Well, apparently Jordan was out looking for me, but he came back to the room after a few minutes when I was crying in the bathroom. So while my family went to the Cheeseburger place me and Jordan sort of talked. I wasn't telling him the reason I was crying (because it's stupid and I was being selfish)and he told me that I drive him crazy and the next thing I knew was that he had his foot on the bar of the balcony and I went over and started crying more. He kept asking questions like "Are you breaking up with me?", "Are you crying because of me?", "Is it because of your family?", all I could do was shake my head no. I told him I loved him and I didn't want him to go away... and blah we talked for a little bit... and then he ate some cup of noodles and then we watched Pirates of the Carribean 2. Oh and apparently when I was half awake or not even awake I made him turn the movie off... woops!!!
Day 5-- Me, my mom, my brother and Jordan all went parasailing, it was a very nice day and very nice and peaceful! Of course on our little boat thing, we had this one chick who was sooo ANNOYING, she just wouldn't stop talking but whatever. She told the captain of the boat to dip half this chick's body into the water (if they did that to me I would've flipped out). We then went back to the hotel and did the whole pool routine. The waiter brought out our drinks and in our drinks there were pieces of plastic... which is kinda gross. Jordan and I accidently fell asleep out by the pool and then I woke up and started poking Jordan and then my mom made fun of us because half of our bodies were red.... we didn't burn or anything but yea.
Day 6-- Hung out by the pool. Then we went on the Buccaneer Queen (aka the boat they used in Hook). It's a sunset cruise thing. (I keep getting sidetracked and now it's 10:23). Anyways, so my mom pretty much volunteered herself to do stuff (even though she said she had no idea that's why they were asking who's birthdays and such were this month). She had to drink a shot of tequilla and then do the Mexico yell, then she had to act out as a pirate. Meh, of course she won. One of the guys on board asked me to be the damsel in distress in their little skit so I went up in front of about 30 to 40 people and screamed because a pirate had captured me. HA. I don't go up in front of people. After the end of this little 2 hour cruise my mom was a bit drunk. After that my mom and everybody else wanted to eat so we went to Romeo y Julieta, which a somewhat fancy Italian restaurant, and there my mom is talking really loud and kept repeating what she said 5 seconds ago. Ahh my mom was irritating me. She snapped at my when I corrected her pronounciation for pollo which is pronounced "poy-o". So Jordan, Pryce, and I went back to our room. Sometime around 3 I woke up, turned off the fan because I was cold and that ended up being a good little night for me.
Day 7-- Brandy, Jason, Jordan, and I went shopping for random people. I got Amy, Kalin, and Cherie stuff which I thought was pretty cool. We went to this little jewelry store and Jordan bought me a ring!! It's so pretty! Damn him. He told me he bought it for me as a Christmas present even though he got me 3 presents also. Never get stuck in the bathroom with somebody else. Pretty much the last day was a whatever day.. except I watched The Island.
Day 1-- Woke up 5 minutes before 5 and started poking Jordan out of excitment and because I love him. Our plane was delayed for an hour while we're still in the stupid thing. Finally hit Mexico. Unpacked for a little bit. Then we went to Margeritaville. Very lovely.
Day 2-- Woke up, went to pool and hung around there for a couple of hours. Got tan, face burned. I can't really remember much during the day after the pool, but around 5 or so we went to this place called El Squid Roe. It was pretty rad. I got a Sex on the Beach (ohhh Jordan was making comments about that which I said no to). Got a little tipsy or so, and took some crazy pictures. That was the end of that night. Oh the making out but you don't need to hear about that.
Day 3-- Pretty much lounged around the pool and the room and because I'm a mean girlfriend, Jordan went out to eat by himself. The next day we went fishing.
Day 4-- Went on our little fishing trip. Half of the people got sick (my mom, my brother, my sister, and Jason)...and me and Jordan almost got sick due to the massive bumps and the smell of diesel. But Jason, Jordan, and Dennis all got a Marlin (aka a swordfish) but Dennis killed his... so we couldn't release it. When we got back to the hotel room we were all exhausted. My mom mentioned that they were going to this Cheeseburger place so I get myself all pretty and everything and then ask Jordan if he wanted to go and he said no, so I started tearing up. My mom was asking me some question about pesos and I walked out of the room and went to beach and cried. After 10 minutes I started going back to the room and I saw Dennis and there my mom was on the balcony and she was yelling, "You're in trrrrrrrrouble". I didn't care. Then she was like, "Where'd you go? You know you're not supposed to go anywhere by yourself." And I cried that I was at the beach and that he wasn't coming. Well, apparently Jordan was out looking for me, but he came back to the room after a few minutes when I was crying in the bathroom. So while my family went to the Cheeseburger place me and Jordan sort of talked. I wasn't telling him the reason I was crying (because it's stupid and I was being selfish)and he told me that I drive him crazy and the next thing I knew was that he had his foot on the bar of the balcony and I went over and started crying more. He kept asking questions like "Are you breaking up with me?", "Are you crying because of me?", "Is it because of your family?", all I could do was shake my head no. I told him I loved him and I didn't want him to go away... and blah we talked for a little bit... and then he ate some cup of noodles and then we watched Pirates of the Carribean 2. Oh and apparently when I was half awake or not even awake I made him turn the movie off... woops!!!
Day 5-- Me, my mom, my brother and Jordan all went parasailing, it was a very nice day and very nice and peaceful! Of course on our little boat thing, we had this one chick who was sooo ANNOYING, she just wouldn't stop talking but whatever. She told the captain of the boat to dip half this chick's body into the water (if they did that to me I would've flipped out). We then went back to the hotel and did the whole pool routine. The waiter brought out our drinks and in our drinks there were pieces of plastic... which is kinda gross. Jordan and I accidently fell asleep out by the pool and then I woke up and started poking Jordan and then my mom made fun of us because half of our bodies were red.... we didn't burn or anything but yea.
Day 6-- Hung out by the pool. Then we went on the Buccaneer Queen (aka the boat they used in Hook). It's a sunset cruise thing. (I keep getting sidetracked and now it's 10:23). Anyways, so my mom pretty much volunteered herself to do stuff (even though she said she had no idea that's why they were asking who's birthdays and such were this month). She had to drink a shot of tequilla and then do the Mexico yell, then she had to act out as a pirate. Meh, of course she won. One of the guys on board asked me to be the damsel in distress in their little skit so I went up in front of about 30 to 40 people and screamed because a pirate had captured me. HA. I don't go up in front of people. After the end of this little 2 hour cruise my mom was a bit drunk. After that my mom and everybody else wanted to eat so we went to Romeo y Julieta, which a somewhat fancy Italian restaurant, and there my mom is talking really loud and kept repeating what she said 5 seconds ago. Ahh my mom was irritating me. She snapped at my when I corrected her pronounciation for pollo which is pronounced "poy-o". So Jordan, Pryce, and I went back to our room. Sometime around 3 I woke up, turned off the fan because I was cold and that ended up being a good little night for me.
Day 7-- Brandy, Jason, Jordan, and I went shopping for random people. I got Amy, Kalin, and Cherie stuff which I thought was pretty cool. We went to this little jewelry store and Jordan bought me a ring!! It's so pretty! Damn him. He told me he bought it for me as a Christmas present even though he got me 3 presents also. Never get stuck in the bathroom with somebody else. Pretty much the last day was a whatever day.. except I watched The Island.