awww... i wanted to comment but i really have nothing to say. i'm sorry girls are being complete a-holes lately but then again guys do the same thing. do you know how many people i've given my number to and not ONE has called? and it pisses me off even more when THEY ask for it and sound really convincing as if they really wanted to hang out. do they do it just to bring you down? well fuck them in their stupid assholes. WE DON'T FUCKING NEED THEM!
haha i am glad that i bring so much joy to the lives of you and your friends, anne :)
i'm not exactly sure it is a good thing though, because i think you may be confusing what some may call my undeniable wit and complete and utter sass with the fact that my life, is in all actuality, very much this retarded. i simply am restating it as it happened. sadly.
sorry i've been so busy lately, but i will be sure to update more frequently. lord knows i do stupid shit every day that really should be documented for the general masses so they feel better about themselves.
and yes, i AM in fact old enough to buy alcohol for you. see and this way, you will lose your inhibitions and i can henceforth take advantage of you. you scratch my back, i scratch yours. EVERYONE WINS!
:D
ps - you are easily as hot as laundromat girl, and i immediately thought of you when i met her.
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i'm sorry girls are being complete a-holes lately but then again guys do the same thing. do you know how many people i've given my number to and not ONE has called? and it pisses me off even more when THEY ask for it and sound really convincing as if they really wanted to hang out. do they do it just to bring you down? well fuck them in their stupid assholes. WE DON'T FUCKING NEED THEM!
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*snaps fingers and then makes a hand gun and points it at you*
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hopefully for you, there will be a next time. you can't let her get away next time.
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she is perfect :(
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my friend kali and i read your story and we were
sitting here laughing and commenting on the fact
that you are one witty m.f.
your live journal is by far my favorite to read.
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i'm not exactly sure it is a good thing though, because i think you may be confusing what some may call my undeniable wit and complete and utter sass with the fact that my life, is in all actuality, very much this retarded. i simply am restating it as it happened. sadly.
sorry i've been so busy lately, but i will be sure to update more frequently. lord knows i do stupid shit every day that really should be documented for the general masses so they feel better about themselves.
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maybe i can make it out to boston (unchaperoned) and we can hang out.
and you're old enough to buy alcohol, yes? yes. good.
<3
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and yes, i AM in fact old enough to buy alcohol for you. see and this way, you will lose your inhibitions and i can henceforth take advantage of you. you scratch my back, i scratch yours. EVERYONE WINS!
:D
ps - you are easily as hot as laundromat girl, and i immediately thought of you when i met her.
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haha. i'm crazy when i'm drunk. it's great. you should ask wayne about it.
or maybe not.
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last time wayne got me wasted i woke up in a chicken coop in Mexico City and i couldn't walk for 3 days
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