So, I got talking to my twin - my mirror self, another clone of John Sheppard, whatever you want to call him. Me, I call him Shep. Although we both pretty much call each other John, these days. Whatever *that* means.

Aaaand... look what happened!Hey, it's just masturbation, right? No harm in that ( Read more... )

You know what? I've got nothing to hide, and nobody is reading this damn thing anyway.
So it's open. Knock yourselves out.

I'm going flying. See you later!

( Bad Night )

...WARNING...
DUNGEON LOCKDOWN IN OPERATION.
MUSE WILL BE UNAVAILABLE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

The Munagement apologises for the inconvenience and hopes you have a nice day.

Don't you think playing Weird Al Yankovic's "I think I'm a clone now" and smirking at me is cruel and unusual punishment?

*Switches tail angrily*

Maybe I can set Shep on you. He's not confined to a dungeon...

Hey, Major *G ( Read more... )

One of the Brit scientists was playing mp3s the other night; this would be in the dungeon holoprogram, of course - you're all with me on that now aren't you? *Can't quite remember whether I explained that yet ( Read more... )

This is interesting. Wonder how long it'll take McKay to figure it out *snerk*

http://crux.baker.edu/cdavis09/roses.html

Right, can't put this off any longer. People are asking questions, and it's even worse trying to explain in person.

( What happened next... )