FIC: No More Quasi-Religious Alien Sex Rituals - PG-13 - John/Rodney

[icarusancalion]

Recipient: texanfan
Title: No More Quasi-Religious Alien Sex Rituals
Author: icarusancalion
Rating: PG-13 (believe it or not)
Word count: ~3,000
Category: slashy
Spoilers: None.
Summary: John desperately tries to bail himself out of trouble.
A/N: Thank you to fullygoldy for being willing to beta light-hearted fluff at the last minute. texanfan's request: "John and Rodney getting into

Comments

[thepouncer]

Oh, John. Never bring a camera, indeed! Hee.

[icarusancalion]

Yes, John, that would solve everything. *eyeroll*

[icarusancalion]

If there's one thing John has a talent for, it's bullshit. *snorts*

[pandonkey]

Love this -- the image of McKay in nothing but a t-shirt and a flaming grass skirt is going to stay with me for a while, I think. So how long before John and Rodney's sex tape hits the Atlantis intranet?

[icarusancalion]

How much are you offering for it? *g*

[cupidsbow]

Hahahaha! Oh, yeah. That's just what John would do. :)

[icarusancalion]

As any lawyer will say: deny, deny, deny. *g*

[aunjunee]

This is sooo funny. His grass skirt caught on fire! And the image of a drunk Sheppard, falling into the cistern, is going to stay with me all day. I just know I am going to be erupting into peals of laughter at any given moment. Good job:)

[icarusancalion]

I think for John the worst part was being caught on film falling into the cistern. Everything else, well, at least he looked cool, but there?