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1001. What has caused you to reinvent yourself or reevaluate who you are?
i don't know
1002. Name three annoying bands:
everything.
1003. Have you ever been to a foam party (a big dance floor full of soap foam that people dance in at a club)? If yes did you get into the foam?
no
1004. Who do you take for granted?
anne heather et hannah
Who makes you feel taken for granted?
lots of people
1005. Short, knee, or ankle skirts?
short.
1006. Do you wear a hat?
sometimes.
1007. Did you watch Sifl and Ollie on MTV?
no
How about Liquid Television?
no
The Maxx?
no
1008. What do you like that is NOT part of pop culture?
your mom
1009. What music makes you feel:
Sexy? i don't know
Passionate? kissing
Violent? this girl in my gym.
Romantic? idk
Sad? lots of things
Happy/joyous? happy music
ecstasy? haha
1010. Who's your favorite cartoon character?
meatwad
1011. Does break dancing impress you?
not really.
1012. Are you a smooth operator?
ohhhh yeahhhhh
1013. Would you rather be a police officer or a criminal?
'cuz i'm feeling like a criminal.
1014. Do you believe that government decisions should be made based more on economics or more on social reform?
shut up.
1015. Why do 'they' spend money to sterilize needles that are going to be used to give lethal injections?
i've heard this question before, it's so if they fuck up, they can't get sued.
1016. This summer have you
Been to the beach?
been to the movies?
Played mini golf?
Gone for a walk?
[seeing how it's not summer, i don't think i can answer this.]
1017. Would you rather lay in bed all night talking or have sex all night long?
lay in bed talking
1018. Have you ever eaten tofu?
yes
1019. Who needs a brain?
scare crow
1020. Who needs a heart?
tin man
1021. Does the moon have an affect on your mood?
not really.
1022. Do you feel pressure on Friday and Saturday to have fun, go out and party?
no.
1023. Many people will say that the Harry Potter books are pure fluff with no literary value. Do you agree?
i think you motherfuckers are full of shit.
1024. Is Harry Potter comparable to The Chronicles of Narnia and the Lord of the Rings?
no. but i love harry potter and teh chronicles of narnia.
1025. What are you doing next Wednesday?
i think i'm going to be in mexico.
1026. Why do so many people think Elvis is still alive?
because they are dumb.
1027. What couldn't you live your life without?
anne, heather, or hannah bee.
1028. Are your hands cold? yes
1029. Is your heart warm? maybe
1030. Palm trees or snow storms? palm trees
1031. What bands would be great if only the singing was edited out?
idk.
1032. What fantasy book would you like to see made into a movie?
i'm not sure.
1033. Do you avoid risks and if possible stay at home?
most of the time.
1034. What SCI-fi books do you read?
none.
1035. Would you be on that who wants to marry a millionaire show as a contestant?
no.
1036. Who's the best secret keeper you know?
i don't know.
1037. What is your favorite myth?
i'm not sure that i have a favorite.
1038. Is it easier to live when you're evil?
sure.
1039. Have you ever belonged to a sorority or a fraternity?
no.
1040. Would you want to join one?
no
1041. If your friend were doing dangerous drugs would you tell their parents?
depends on how bad it was.
1042. Would you rather be a unicorn, mermaid/man, or a sorceress/er?
mermaid.
1043. Are leather pants sexy?
on stuart townsenddd.
On you?
uh i wouldn't know.
1044. Did you tell someone you love him or her today?
no.
1045. Have you ever given blood?
no.
1046. Have you ever been thrown out of someplace?
yes.
1047. What do you daydream about?
living in jacksonville.
1048. Are you a miracle?
no. he calls me "the mistake"
1049. If America is one nation under god then are atheists citizens?
shut up.
1050. Should they be?
refer to above.
1051. If you could pick any rock star to replace the Ozbournes in their reality show, whom would you pick?
no one.
1052. What are your feelings about Mel Gibson's movie The Passion of Christ?
i never saw it.
1053. What did you think about the last episode of Sex in the City?
i h8 Jessica Sara Parker.
1054. What is your favorite movie with Adam Sandler in it?
there's a whole bunch.
1055. What is your biggest problem?
not having a life.
1056. Have you ever been arrested?
no.
1057. Can musicians be held responsible for influencing people to behave badly?
no.
1058. Do you believe that there are subliminal messages embedded in some TV shows, movies & music?
yes.
1059. Is there anything that you believe should be banned for any reason?
uh maybe.
1060. How often do you eat too much?
not often.
1061. Have you ever descended into pure madness?
no.
1062. Would you want to?
it's possible.
1063. Do green m&m's make you feel sexy?
no.
1064. If you died tomorrow, what mark would you have left on the world?
a small one.
1065. What movie would you NEVER want to see?
i don't know.
1066. What annoys you the most about yourself?
my inability to explain things.
1067. How do you feel about capitalism?
this
1068. How do you feel about socialism?
isn't
1069. How do you feel about communism?
world history.
1070. Has anyone ever tried to injure you?
yes.
1071. Has anyone ever tried to kill you?
yes.
1072. How do you know when it's time to break up with someone?
when it doesn't feel right.
1073. What is your opinion of the Janet jackson/Justin Timberlake superbowl exposure incident?
i didn't see it.
1074. What's the most annoying sound?
when you download a song and it's all
"jjfhy87ythwrtgyhifwjhsgrhifuucdyhirdhzikdfysehfuyhsgydghfgyhhdsfyurgyt"
1075. Who was your childhood hero?
spiderman.
1076. With nearly 100 channels why is NOTHING ever on?
because television is fake.
1077. Would you adopt a stray kitty wandering through your neighborhood?
i wouldn't adopt it, but i'd feed it.
1078. Describe what you look like:
red hair, brown eyes, big boobs. that's all you see.
1079. Describe what you ARE like:
shy. intelligent.
1080. What bad habit do you have that affects other people as much as it affects you?
smoking.
1081. How did you party new years eve 1999?
i was with my mom's ex friend, Erin, her son, Brendon, and her husband, Mike, behind the hospital on the ledge by St John's River.
1082. Does second hand smoke bother you?
no.
1083. Have you ever:
Dumped a drink over someone's head? yes
Dumped a drink over your own head? yes
Bit someone? yes
Torn at someone's clothes? haha yeah.
Made out in the bathroom? hahaha the taco bell on Rosevelt.
1084. Which Lord of the Rings movie has the best ending?
they are all too long.
1085. Do you have any interesting scars?
they aren't interesting.
1086. Is it better for people to change and evolve their ideas or always be consistent?
change and evolve.
1087. Warped tour, Lollapalooza or Area concert?
all three within the next 6 months.
1088. What are you missing in your life?
two amazing girls. anne et heather.
1089. Do you ever know when someone is thinking about you?
when my necklace is backwards.
1090. What could you make a sculpture out of that's in the room with you right now?
the sculpting clay. my gramma, uncle, and mother are/were artists.
1091. Do you believe in the lost city of Atlantis?
no.
1092. Have you ever read The Little Prince?
no.
1093. This is Mr. fish <>< What's the best picture you can make on your keyboard?
i used to be able to make a bunny.
1094. What did Mr. Octopus say to Mrs. Octopus?
have you heard the band octopussy?
1095. Let's see if I'm psychic. Write a yes or no question here.
Are you psychotic?
1096. Write another yes or no question.
Are you dumb?
1097. Think of just one more yes or no question.
Is this all?
1098. Type one question that can be answered with a color (example: what color is my car)
what color are the walls in Tati's bedroom?
1099. Think of a number between one and one hundred & type it down.
eighty-seven.
1100. Write one more question, anything you want.
Are elephants weightless upside down?
Continued in the next section...
1101. Continued…Let's see if I'm psychic.
You wrote three yes or no questions. Now I will answer them.
1 yes
2 no
3 no
Did I get any right?
the first one yes.
1102. You wrote one question that can be answered with a color (example: what color is my car). I say....
White.
Is it true?
no. it looks like grey and grey-blue bricks.
1103. You thought of a number between 1 and 100 and typed it down.
Was it 14?
haha no.
1104. You wrote one more question, anything you wanted.
The answer is yes, 42, orange, Matt, Josh, Kim, Nicole, whatever or your mom.
Does that answer your question?
haha um maybe.
1105. Do you think that Britney Spears would make a good Bond Girl?
probably not. but i'm wearing the Britney Spears shirt i got from the concert in 2000.
1106. Have you read anything by C.S. Lewis?
yes i haveee.
1107. What is your favorite movie with Bill Murray?
i don't know.
1108. What is your favorite movie with Jack Nicholson?
Anger Management.
1109. What is your favorite movie with Christopher Walkin?
1110. What is your favorite movie with Johnny Depp?
Secret Window. or teh below.
1111. What is your favorite movie with Orlando Bloom?
Pirates of the Carribean.
1112. What rhymes with 'orange'?
henge.
1113. Why do guys have nipples if they will never need to feed a baby?
it gives teh lovers something to bite.
1114. Some people think that couples should be screened before they are allowed to reproduce (so that people who cannot afford to support a child don’t have one, or so that a child won’t be born into a dysfunction family or to unfit parents). What do you think about this?
i think that's stupid.
1115. Have you ever swallowed an object by accident?
yes.
1116. Did you get it back?
no.
1117. Do you prefer He-Man or She-Ra?
um huh? she-ra prolly. if i knew who she was.
1118. Are you proud of yourself?
not really.
1119. Who should go to hell?
you.
1120. Is your eyesight 20/20?
no.
1121. Have you ever had insomnia?
yes.
1122. Does it bother you when people touch you?
yes. unless you are amazing, don't think about touching me without getting punched in the face.
1123. Is it better to get too much or too little sleep?
just enough.
1124. Have you ever given away something you made? What?
yes. lots of things.
1125. Is it better to have kids when you are in your teens, 20s, 30s, 40s, or older?
not at tall.
1126. What gets your adrenaline pumping?
get me mad.
1127. Is hell all fire and brimstone or is it personal for everyone like in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey?
Or does it not exist?
i like that movie. it's cheesey but oh wellll.
1128. Do you ever talk about yourself in the third person?
yes i do. my mother hates it.
1129. What's your favorite radio station? What kind of music do they play?
i don't like la radio.
1130. What did you think of these movies:
Election? never saw it
Gone With the Wind? nope
Fight Club? i still need to borow it from Tati
Spider Man? my herooooo!
The Virgin Suicides? i want to watch this now.
Resident Evil? i like both of them.
Signs? there's a monster outside my window, can i have a glass of water?
Muppets from Space? haha
Pearl Harbor? war.war.war.
Halloween Resurrection? ne'er saw it.
The Dark Crystal? heartttt.
1131. Is everyone special?
sure.
1132. Are your toes:
Painted (what color)? jade.
Manicured? no.
Sparkly? no.
Soft? haha yes. i had to feel them
Wearing a toe ring? yes
Do you have hobbit-feet? no
1133. Do you believe there is any place still undiscovered in all the world?
yes.
1134. Whose picture would you like to paint a target on and throw darts at?
my father's.
1135. Is love all you need?
pretty much
1136. Ever caught a fish?
no.
1137. Are you adventurous?
at times.
1138. Are you afraid of mediocrity?
a little.
1139. Would you rather die tomorrow or have all your friends die?
me.
1140. What are 3 things you don't understand?
1. why people who are so amazing have such low self esteem.
2. why nothing ever works out for me.
3. some people's way of thinking.
1141. I would do anything for love but I won't do 'that'. What is 'that'?
get a hamster shoved up my ass.
sorry south park is on.
1142. Has your diary ever been rated?
i don't know.
1143. Do you do more than kiss on the first date?
i don't date.
1144. Are you very liberal or conservative?
both.
1145. What do you like about your neighbors?
i don't know them.
1146. I read that by 2010 they expect to market a gene therapy procedure that will increase the life spans of adult human beings by double or triple. If this happened would you have it done?
it's possible.
1147. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?
no. loserface.
1148. Was this year a good year for you?
so far... uh kinda but not really.
1149. What are you looking forward to next year?
yes.
1150. Are you a Jim Henson fan?
yes i am.
1151. What do you think of these diarist names?
ToxicToast: haha
Solitary Music: you're depressed.
gemini_wish_star: drama machine
juneberry: boring.
1152. Do you read the Diary Master’s diary?
no.
1153. Have you ever made an enemy on OD?
no.
1154. Have you ever (or do you know anyone who’s) been deleted from OD?
no.
1155. Were you ever in the first row of a concert?
yes. FLAW <333
1156. Did you ever meet a celebrity? Who?
All of the below. plus Backstreet Boys.
1157. Do you have any autographs?
yes. Fred Durst, Opiate, Kittie. i think that's it.
1158. Can you visualize whirled peas?
it looks gross.
1159. Are there some situations where love just isn't enough to keep 2 people together? When does that happen?
yes. when you can't see them, or intereact with them.
1160. Do you have no attention span?
i have bad attention span.
1161. What do you think of these entry titles?
me. back. home: peektures?
steak and butter: ew.
The Smurfs Go Communist: haha like that'd happen.
The controversial Athens: interesting?
1162. Have you ever been wrongly accused?
yes.
1163. When you wash your hair do you blow dry it or let it dry naturally?
dry naturally.
1164. Where does your family go on vacation?
no where.
1165. Have you ever been to:
Newport, Rhode Island? no
Dutch Wonderland? no
Salem, MA? no
Niagara Falls? no
i have no life.
1166. Have you ever given money to OD cares?
no.
1167. Have you ever created an OD interest?
no.
If yes, what interests did you create?
shut up
1168. What do you think of these entry names?
DEAR SOUL FRIEND 57 Loss: boring.
I had a good title but i forgot it: that happens to me al the time.
Left Alone: sad story.
yeah yeah...he kissed her: ugh you gave it away.
1169. If you have aol what is your 'you've got mail' sound?
Pink says "Check Your Mail."
1170. What will you never have enough of?
music.
1171. Who can you only handle in small doses?
Allie.
1172. You are at a magic auction where you can bid on impossible things but you only brought enough money to buy one thing. Out of these..which would you buy?
entrance into whatever afterlife you believe in
a guarentee that you will have at least 3 books published in your life
a new car, house and boat each year unending
creative inspiration ultimate compassion and acceptance of others
[prolly this one]
a trip into outer space
perfect health for the rest of your life
1173. In the above question if finding perfect love was a choice would you change your answer?
no.
1174. What food is so fattening or unhealthy that you would NEVER touch it?
there's a lot.
1175. Which do you love more, your country or your planet?
planet.
1176. What do you think of:
Abba? dancing queen
Brian Adams? i don't
No Doubt? i'm just a girl
1177. Are you more logical or emotional?
both.
1178. Do you think that tattoos and piercing are overrated?
no.
1179. What do you think of these diary titles?
The Seamless Garment: haha. sex in the waiting.
Your eyes can be so cruel: Labyrinthhhhh
What was, is no more: emo
shock me sane: i like this
1180. Do you believe that Michael Jackson molests children?
i'm not sure.
1181. Hypothetically, let’s say that he did molest them. Who would you feel should be held MORE accountable, Michael Jackson or the parents that allowed their children to go to Never Land Ranch unsupervised for sleepovers?
teh parentals.
1182. Have you ever been to:
Manhattan? no
Disney? yes
Paris? no
Anywhere cooler? i've been in snow.
1183. What 3 music videos should everyone download?
i don't really watch music videos.
1184. If someone bet you ten dollars that you couldn’t sing the whole Gummy Bears theme song, would you be able to do it and win?
i didn't know they had a theme song.
1185. Do you like Bjork?
yes.
1186. How about the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club?
no.
1187. What do you think of Moby?
i don't listen to him.
1188. What do you think of Alien Ant Farm?
i like them.
1189. What do you think of the Flaming Sideburns?
i don't.
1190. Do you believe that imps, trolls, giants, dragons, unicorns, etc. were real but became extinct?
i'd like to believe that.
1191. What sucks?
you do.
1192. What do you think of these diary titles?
Geologist to the Stars: i like stars
The Hussy Chronicles: haha i didn't read that word right.
Gravy: slimey.
Napping in the Broom Closet: what were you doing before you fell asleep?
1193. Do you ever think about suicide?
shut up.
1194. Do you believe that Jesus Christ was a real person? How about Noah?
no.
1195. What is one luxury you refuse to live without?
a.c.
1196. What is one luxury you feel you could live without?
butler. i can do it myself.
1197. Do you feel that you are high, medium, or low maintenance in a relationship?
medium.
1198. What do you think of these diarist names?
N.Y.S: you suck.
Collapsibleman: haha. you can't keep it up.
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black dove: you might possibly be interesting.
1199. Do vegetables taste better from the store or from your garden?
i don't have a garden.
1200. How long have you spent on this survey so far?
quite a few days