I've got a new unattainable goal. The world's most elaborate funeral.

[atma_00]

I planned it all out at work today.  My casket will be one hundred feet tall, and made of solid platinum.  The front will be molded to an image of me, sleeping serenely for all eternity.  For my processional, my casket shall visit every country in the world, hauled by dozens of exotic beasts and followed by a crowd of thousands.  Scores of

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[goofus1983]

And I thought I was shooting high with wanting to get a PhD in Quantum Physics.

How about world's longest funeral? You could do that.

[atma_00]

Why not have both?