'if i turn my head just so, then the light will catch my cheekbones just right...'
now you're taking it time after time...
'dreadfully sorry, but i feel a bit faint, you know how it is, being a frail young woman.'
'this coats fits my curves SO nicely. i hope bernard likes it.'
'ooow! i broke a nail! silly guitars.'
the picture that needs no witty captions or accusatory lyrics.