Hammer of Teenagers

[atog]

I am once again gainfully employed. As of this afternoon, I have completed and returned the paperwork which qualifies me as a substitute teacher in the Santa Maria Joint Union High School District. I just have to wait until they receive confirmation of my fingerprints at the Department of Justice and the FBI, and the phone calls will come pouring

Comments

[heartlessb]

Congratulations! Teach them stuff that's all wrong, like Staso's video that he made.

[stasotheduck]

What? All that info was accurate as far as I know.

Also Congrats on the gig E-bugs.

[daemonwyrm]

or the classic "Tomb raider is completely true"

Hooray! Congrats!

[winter_phoenix]

I am so proud of you! Now I know two sub teachers and that is totally awesome! Theresa (my sister) graduates friday, so I am sure she will be disappointed that she didn't get you as a sub =)

have fun and stick to your guns!

p.s. I promise i will remove my crap from your house soon. Maybe even today!

[margotheangel]

That is really cool. I look forward to lots of substitute teacher stories.

[keithgrant]

I'm kinda jealous, actually. I can think of few more entertaining ways to spend your workday than antagonizing high schoolers. The great thing about being a sub is that you don't have to really teach them anything, or at least anything on-topic.

[redblessing]

true dat

[anymelanie]

Well, I hope your background check goes better than mine did. You know the bastards in the school district up here didn't even have the decency to call me and tell me it was a no-go? They just said "we'll call you any day now" and that was three months ago. I mean, after 6 weeks I figured out for myself that they had decided I was a menace and shouldn't be put anywhere near their children, but it would have been great to hear them say it to my face.

Imagine paying for all your background checks, certification, CBEST, TB test and whatnot, then NOT getting to substitute teach. Now you have an idea of how bitter I am.