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[atomandhispack]

I despise Shakespeare. Thou shall lick my ass! I hate his big, dumb words. Nobody can even understand what the fuck he is saying in the first place. Some dude from the sixteenth century decided it would be cool to write some depressing tragedy horseshit for these high-tech english teachers to throw in our face and expect us to know what the

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[mandelion]

No, we are not less intelligent than those folks from the past, we are just customed to our contemporary society.

that is a great line!

:)

[decembermalice]

the only good thing about shakespeare is the worksheet of all his shakespearean insults that i got in creative writing. Now I call everyone a minimus.

[atomandhispack]

Hehe, what the hell is a minimus?

[decembermalice]

not a clue lol. i think it means something along the lines of ignorant moron.

[koinotcoy]

Um. I don't know.... I'm a fan. Break it down and take your time - old English is a bitch, but once you can get down to the real storyline, it gets to be quite interesting.

[atomandhispack]

I don't disagree that the storylines aren't good. In fact, I think the storylines are magnificant, the story would just be a lot better if it was normal talking. People didn't even talk like that back then, so why did he have to write like it...

[gregs]

now, i'd have to agree with "glitterqueen"...the man wrote some dope plays/poems/etc.

but i also agree with you
back when i was in school, Shakespeare could lick my balls!

i wish i understood ever language...that would be trè forte

[atomandhispack]

I didn't say what he wrote wasn't good, I admit he was a wonderful writer, it's just that the story isn't as effective when you have to analyse every single sentence to try and figure out what the hell is going on.

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[gregs]

hahahaha
yeah
oh, that cookey shakespeare

[ex_barcelona960]

The day you wrote this I was just going to write about what a genius he is. I wish more people wrote like him these days, just with less complex terms. But I really like that quote that someone commented on, it's v. true.

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[atomandhispack]

I didn't say he wasn't a genious, in fact I said he was a wonderful writer and I said I don't understand a fucking word of what he is saying - it goes in ear and out the other.