i have a better idea
instead of buying a sexy scandelous(sp?) dress, wear the biggest pair of army boots you can find this side of the world, really really short cut-off jeans, a sports bra and a strap on sticking out of the fly of the cut-offs
and if anyone trys to tell you to get out then grab the strap on, start wiggling it and shuffle your way quickly towards that person pelvis first
it'll be even funnier if it's a nice large black strap on
but if you want to go for believeablity then go for white flesh tone
do that and ruin it for everyone
trust me
it's funny!!! =D
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instead of buying a sexy scandelous(sp?) dress, wear the biggest pair of army boots you can find this side of the world, really really short cut-off jeans, a sports bra and a strap on sticking out of the fly of the cut-offs
and if anyone trys to tell you to get out then grab the strap on, start wiggling it and shuffle your way quickly towards that person pelvis first
it'll be even funnier if it's a nice large black strap on
but if you want to go for believeablity then go for white flesh tone
do that and ruin it for everyone
trust me
it's funny!!! =D
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meh
maybe next time
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