can you say that on live journal?

[atomateen]

i just drove our minivan over 80 mph, in a 65 mph zone, past a couple squad cars, with a permit in my back pocket, my mom riding shotgun, and q and not u rocking on the stereo. man, i am sooo 16

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i'm in the FBI i know these things.

[flipjargendy]

    15 M.P.H over the speed limit is the iffy speed when cops are clocking you. Sometimes they don't get you sometimes they do. Never go over 30 M.P.H over though. Thats reckless driving ticket right there buddy. Since you have it in writing that you were speeding its very likely that the authorities that monitor the internet for people admitting or bragging about illegal offenses will be contacting you very soon.

The thing is though, i'm in the FBI so i can clear that out for you. But you'll have to pay me for it... with SOAP. Jeremy lost mine.. unless he stole it. i got my suit jacket and tie out of his trunk last time i saw him though.

[anonymous]

Summer is sweet. And hot. She's the best.

speaking of Summer and speeding

[pinksparklz]

my bestest friend and her gay boyfriend and I were going down to PDX a few years ago and its 70 on I-5 past Oly and we are running mega late and Sum is doing 115 when she rounds a corner and is tagged and gets pulled over. Fortunately he clocked her at 93. What was funny is that on the registration for the car she has her married name and when the officer asked for an explanation she said that's her exhusband's wife's name, and the officer said, "oh, what a coincidence you two have the same first name." She looked at him a second and then just shook her head and said yeah. Later her brother told her that if he HAD clocked her at 115 she would have been towed and her license revoked. Phew!!!

anyway, um, yeah. Summer speeding story. the end.