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[atomicmazer]

If there is one thing I have learned in UW so far, it's that at any given time, someone is taking a dump in the public bathrooms. Due to this recent finding, I've learned to instantly switch from breathing with my nose to my mouth. The smell is that unbearable...uhh.

Comments

amen!

[torn_in_iii]

This reminds me of tuesday when I skipped my religion lecture to concentrate more one-on one time with my fecal patterns. I started out in the LLC in Denny, and when that wouldn't budge, I trekked all the way to a remote bathroom on the left wing of mary gates hall (first you have to pass sieg hall, a name that bears striking resemblance to a rather unsavory salute) which coincidentally did not have stalls for their toilets. Despite the precariousness of the situation, I had to go real bad so I took my chances. Whenever someone would walk in I would have to tug real hard on the toilet paper roll so that it made enough noise to alert the person walking in to tread backward some. Anyway, this went on for nearly an hour. My point is that I dont belong at the UW.

Re: amen!

[atomicmazer]

First of, if that were the prerequisite to get in, many people would not belong in UW. Secondly, when I first encountered this my first instinct was to laugh as i've been conditioned to love immature subjects, ie; poop, farting, peeing, Kevin Ahn flailing in Math (You can attest to my genius on that one) Anyways, I still feel you belong at UW, fecal matter, defecation, and all. After all, I can't be co-president of HLFC without yah.

(seriously, i can't)

Jamie?

[anonymous]

is this jamie's livejournal? if it is... I just wanted to... uh... congradulate myself for finding it... anyway... bro! public shitting... totally blows... man you're in college... that's super mad! haha.. alright... peace
~Lil

Re: Jamie?

[atomicmazer]

yes, this is Jamie's lj. Man, i haven't heard from yah in ages.

Re: Jamie?

[anonymous]

you crazy muthafucker... how's the uw? haha... uw