Who Knows Where the Time Goes?

[atomicoctopus]

Today is my birthday. I am 24. I am also entitled to do any and all of the following:

1) Eat too much candy
2) Complain about possible wrinkles
3) Get other people to pay for dinner
4) Neglect work in favor of lazy
5) Not feel guilty about any of the above

So yeah, which one of you is paying for the sushi?

Comments

[iclaimfreedom]

I wish I could buy you sushi!
have an amazing birthday <3<3

entitlement

[eliciel]

Wait, wait, wait, wait...
When were you not entitled to do the above?

Happy Birthday! I knew there was a reason to break my hiatus.

[meowhead]

Happy birthday!!! I still have a birthday card and a present for you that I've now had for at least three years. So um, I'll get to sending them now. Do you still live in the same apartment as you did the last time I said I would send this stuff to you? I'm sorry for being a bad sender-giver-person. Okay so I promise that this time, I'll actually send them, and this time I've now promised you in writing, so if I don't send it for another year, you can print out several copies of this comment entry, roll them all up, and beat me silly with the resulting rigid tube. But please, not the face. Much love.