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Oct 11, 2008 19:27

I have a new idea for a novel series to make me ultra rich:

"Sexy Woman Fights the Supernatural".

I figure I can write about one thousand of these paperbacks and be set for life.

Also, apparently Terry Goodkind is having a cheap-ass sub-Hercules/Xena syndicated fantasy series based on his books?

That's wonderful. 

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mcat711 October 13 2008, 02:14:40 UTC
I have a new idea for a novel series to make me ultra rich:

"Sexy Woman Fights the Supernatural".

Oh, Lordy. I wish I could say I had no idea what you're talking about.

Although to be truly successful and have hordes of rabid insane fangirls, may I suggest the following tweak to your idea:

"Sexy Woman Is Supposed To Fight the Supernatural But Spends All Her Time Sleeping With It Instead".

Also, make your main character have a vampire boyfriend in the first book, then dump him and get together with a werewolf on the rebound in the second book, then dump him and get back together with the vampire in the third book. Because that will be, like, totally original.

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atomictao October 13 2008, 04:55:05 UTC
I think I'm gonna go one better and have her get involved with a very sensual mummy.

"Sexy Woman Fights the Supernatural and Sleeps With It When They're Hot"?

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mcat711 October 14 2008, 02:13:18 UTC
Will they have to keep their affair under wraps?

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