Sparkly Blondie Bear?

[atpolittlebit]

Bizarre but funny fleeting thought...

Imagine the conversation between Spike and Harmony over Twilight.

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[masqthephlsphr]

Write that fic OMG!

[scrollgirl]

NOOOOOO!!! Don't encourage her! *shudders in horror*

[masqthephlsphr]

Hee Hee hee

[scrollgirl]

I'm so angry right now, Masq. Is this how you feel when people are blatantly homophobic? Because I could punch someone, only the people who deserve to get punched are rich and famous and probably have good security.

Santa-hat Angel and Connor cheer me up a bit, though :)

[londonkds]

Spike tried glitter briefly during his Ziggy phase in the early '70s, and will never do so again because of how much hassle it is.

[atpolittlebit]

Not only that, but he only did it for Dru, and she tired of it quickly.

[cactuswatcher]

Angel would be embarrassed to get teased about sparkling. What Angelus would say about it would be down right scary!

[atpolittlebit]

Anxious but effusive new client: "My friend told me about your services but she didn't tell me how sparkly you can be. And I thought it was only in the sunlight..."

Angel: "Well, ma'am, we don't actually sparkle. That's just makeup that anyone can wear. Excuse me just a moment..."

Angel slips out the office door, closing it behind him.

Angel: "Harmony!"

Harmony: "Yes, Boss?"

Angel: "Are you wearing body glitter again?"

Harmony: "Ummm..." She looks embarrassed.

Angel: "How many times do we have to go over the new Twilight employment rules?"

Harmony: "But it's so pretty!"

Angel: "No."

Harmony: "But..."

Angel: "No."

[ladystarlightsj]

*hands you teh interwebz*