FIC: Turning Your Orbit Around [Iron Man ensemble, PG]

[atrata]

Um, okay! So. For Porn Thursday, I apparently wrote this piece of Obie/Tony wrongness, totally out of turn. In theory, there is a cracked-out high school AU, but so far it's just full of Obadiah's skeeze. I have subsequently renamed my journal for the first time ever. It is now called, "OVERCOME BY OBADIAH'S COCK." Subtitle: "your father is a sorry

Comments

[equusregia]

This is terrific and funny, even though I haven't seen the movie yet. The gifts and the reactions say so much about the characters. Rock on.

[atrata]

Thanks! I had so much fun writing this; I'm glad other people are enjoying it. :D

[takhys]

Oh good golly Miss Molly, that was lovely! I'm glad the prompt worked out for you. I'm picturing the glowing vibrator as being something vaguely light saber-like and that causing a bit of confusion when Rhodey comes to visit, picks up the unfinished model, and makes some crack about the Force. Happy would be too wise to touch it and Jarvis has already taken a sim of the model to use as a weapon in WoW.

Also, re: Pumpkin Shell, I like to think that there are days when Tony goes through a series of rhyming nicknames, just to see how long it will be before Rhodey has a fit. "Pumpkin Shell, Tinkerbell, go team Stark, and give 'em hell!"

[atrata]

HAHAHAH, man. Tony and his nicknames.

I pretty much stayed up all night (actually, no "pretty much" about it; I pulled the all-nighter), incapacitated with laughter over this and various spinoff cracked-out ideas. So, thank you for (probably inadvertently) giving me the chance to have such a fucking fantastic time. I'm glad you liked the results. :D

[takhys]

I feel that I've done my part for society. :3

Do you mind if I friend your journal?

[atrata]

God, not at all. Friend away!

[obsession_inc]

WHY DID I NOT STAY UP TO WAIT FOR THIS. Seriously, it's not like I'm sleeping well anyway, I might as well just give the shit up for Lent porn fic's sake.

"That's sound dampening, so it's totally silent. And the, uh, that part there rotates. Variable speed, of course."

WEEPING WITH LAUGHTER OVER HERE because I've had Zodiac running all morning and that, right there, is RDJ's voice and he is talking. about. a HANDMADE VIBRATOR. Oh Tones.

"Is this. Tell me this is not a CD of you having sex with some chick."

ALSO YOU HAVE RHODEY'S VOICE DOWN. OH GOD. I so need to take lessons on this. AHAHAHAHAHA.

Or any pajamas, for that matter. Tony knows this

YES, YES HE DOES.

with heels higher than anything he's seen Pepper wear::cackling madly:: Oh, it's everything I've ever dreamed, I can just see his surprised little face and the drooping piece of pizza and oh. HAPPY. Also, I am noting that his frame of reference for women's heels is Pepper, and I suspect not just because she is an acquaintance who wears heels but because HE IS

[atrata]

I cannot even respond to this feedback because I am crying with laughing because of the MASSIVE SLEEP DEP DID YOU READ THE WEIRD FISTING THING WITH SECRETNUDIST!OBIE I CAN'T EVEN OH GOD HELP ME.

Um. I'm glad you liked it? a;lksdjg;alkjg;algkj Fuck me, I need to sleep for 100 years.

[obsession_inc]

HAHAHAHAHA DUDE, I JUST DID. There is something SO WRONG with you guys and SUGAR SHACK and HAHAHAHAHA oh jeez.

ALSO I HAVE MADE AN ICON. It used to be better, but the dumb file size limit made me take several frames out. ::shakes fist at LJ::

[atrata]

I LOVE the icon. Srsly. My secret nudist icon creeps me right the fuck out.

And yeah, dude, I don't know what the hell is wrong with us, but whatever it is, it is clearly a SERIOUS AFFLICTION. *hands*

[spaced_oddity]

Oh my god, this is hysterical and perfect. LOLS A LOT.

[atrata]

Hee. Thanks!

[incurexistence]

I almost fell off my bed reading these...brilliant insanity. That is all I can say. Oh, that and fluid reservoir.

[atrata]

:D Glad you enjoyed the crazy.