Voicemail

[atreideslioness]

"You have reached the messaging service of Ghanima Atreides.  I am not in, obviously, so you'll need to leave a message at the tone.  I would apologize for the inconvenience, except that if you ask my brother, it was already pre-determined.  Leto is obviously no fun at parties."

*BEEEEP*

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[chose_humanity]

[[ from here ]]

"...Uh, mister, miss, whoever you are, I've got no love monkeys to speak of and I haven't got the first clue who you are, so... raincheck?" A beat. "Unless you're one of Herrick's, in which case, fuck off."

[atreideslioness]

[Went here!]