Voicemail

[atreideslioness]

"You have reached the messaging service of Ghanima Atreides.  I am not in, obviously, so you'll need to leave a message at the tone.  I would apologize for the inconvenience, except that if you ask my brother, it was already pre-determined.  Leto is obviously no fun at parties."

*BEEEEP*

Comments

[mouthy_merc]

From here

If you're on drugs, so help me, kid. I will... DO SOMETHING. LIKE DETENTION. And stuff like that!

You won't like it!

[atreideslioness]

[Went here!]

Phone Hijinxs!

[flipped_god_off]

[From here!]

"If you think something funny's happening, it's probably just your fucking body changing as it goes through puberty. Your chest is going to get a little bigger, you're going to get hair in places you haven't had hair before and you're going to have sexual urges towards the opposite or the same sex. It's all part of the body's natural evolution. So, chin up! Accept the funny and stick your fucking chest out like you own the place! Just make sure to keep the hairy places clean!"

Re: Phone Hijinxs!

[atreideslioness]

[Went here!]

[thismaskiwear]

"Play video games? Is that supposed to be some kind of stupid obvious innuendo? I'm NOT INTERESTED IN MEN, gawd! Go the hell away!"

[From here!]

[atreideslioness]

[Went here!]

[berserkerminsc]

[[ from here! ]]

"By all means! I love tea! And I hate blackmail! How awful for you! Come right on over, and I'll have it all ready and we will crush these bad-doers in good time, my lady! Minsc is always ready to defend the honour of those who need his assistance!"

[atreideslioness]

[Answered here!]

[nojesusfreak]

[OOC: From here]

"No, moron, I don't think I look like your fucking bookkeeper, and I thought you were interested in sleeping with me. Have a lovely day yourself."

[atreideslioness]

[And went here!]